Lemme tell ya, if ya ain't smelled a skunk blast at close range... you-ain't-smelled- well you know, STINK!
My front door area just
got annihilated, bombed, blasted, stanked ,stunk, and stunk up. I think (hope) it was not kittycat. The possums usually come round at night to eat her food at the door. I have not seen the skunks in quite a while now that close to the house.
So, I hear the food plate rattling hard, as it does when a possum is there, then I hear a rukus. I went to the door, to ckeck on kitty (she don't like the possums much) looked outside first, as I always do,saw nothing and figgered the critter had left. Well POW
, right up the nose hole, its got to be one of the worse stinks ever, blasts me right in the face as it had just sprayed. Even after closing the door immediately the whole entrance room stinks.
I mean that critter musta emptied the whole dang load.
Hopefully it was a possum and the skunk getting into and not kitty and skunk. She has always had the sense to leave skunks alone.
Still up my nose.
Its moving fast, dang rotten onion smellin stink.
It's coming over to the back of the house now, so I can't open another door.
It's coming in through the front windows.
It's coming under the inside doors.
It's moving through the house, moving to the living room.
Somebody please, send me a gas mask, NOW.