What is that poor blue thing? Anyway, as I can see you are still exploiting poor underage pregnant girls. I am going to file a lawsuit at the European Court for Human Rights! Prepare yourself! The final battle between Aedan Snow and Shandaxx the Fright King is going to take place at court!
The spell... the spell went wrong. Would someone inform Aedan that his spell of "Silence" on me did not work the way he may have intended. I was never truly silenced but instead my voice fails when I try to speak to him alone. The spell has turned into a curse, and unless it's broken with a smack from Aedan I can never talk to him again...
Ahh a few weeks I have been undead now and it's been great! No need to eat, no need to sleep. But of course I could eat if I wanted to. As much as I'd like and I wouldn't even gain weight! Undeath is so great!
I don't need to concern myself anymore with the lower needs of mortals, and I can completely concentrate on...
*random dude walks by*
(by Marccus for new Visual Novel called "Eldet")
*gasp* *eyes bulge out*
*one of my eye jewels drops out of its socket*
Oh no! Wait! My eye! Hey you there, wait! No wait where is my eye jewel?
*random dude doesn't seem to be interested in a floating skull with only one eye* *random dude walks past me*
Aww, the suffering of being undeath... *sobs*
Can it get any worse than this? *sob*
*Suddenly seemingly out of nowhere a magpie swoops down, swipes my lost eye jewel and flies away*
I can still see through my lost eye jewel... I can see Skatan's nest! But I don't know where it is... Should have payed attention when he was flying there... I will continue watching him in his nest and gather intelligence...
I am pretty sure some of my squirrel scouts found his nest at one point or another. The only problem is that they sometimes have trouble remembering where things like that are. Heck, they even forget about their own stashes some of the time...
[Skatan feels an odd feeling back in his spine, his senses are telling him someone is watching him.. he wraps his cloak of non-detection tighter around his body and doublechekcs checks his wards against divination spells.]
"I believe it's time to set some more traps.. just in case."
Gosh, in my mind I read that he was immune just to charme magic!
Oh, well. Tuxedo Mask dies and gets back to life so many times, he will not even notice.
*Aedan casts Resurrection on Tuxedo Mask*
Sorry, pal, go back throwing red roses away.
You cannot even imagine what happened to the Sailor Warriors. They are not going to help you anymore. Thanks to my help Sailor Moon was able to uncover Tuxedo Mask's secret love affair with Sailor Venus! SHOCKING, I know! Not only that but she's pregnant!!! The Sailor Warriors have a lot of issues to handle on their own now. YOU ARE ALONE.
That is just a bad lie. Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask are supposed to get married and have a child. We all know that because the Sailor Warriors had ti visit the future during their story arc.
Anyway, Sailor Venus is seriously offended by your accusation and she will punish you! Just a few hours...
Since I don't cook for myself I have actually no idea, which makes me feel a bit less like a true German, because it's about sauerkraut and I should know. Anyway so I called my Mom. She said that there are different types of sauerkraut. There are very mild types, but also some that are very sour. And yes indeed, if you'd like to reduce the strength of that sour taste you can rinse the sauerkraut.
Are you considering eating sauerkraut? Have you eaten it? Was it too sour for your taste?
Oh, I've had sauerkraut before, certainly. One side of my family has German ancestry and they occasionally make and enjoy dishes with plenty of sauerkraut in them. Things such as sauerkraut and dumplings, sauerkraut and pork/bratwurst/hot dogs, reubens... It can be strong stuff, but I like it well enough. I'm actually snacking on some right now, but that is more because it has an alkalizing effect and I am hoping it will help me with my acid reflux while I am without my meds (long story).
Anyway, my aunt recently made a sauerkraut dish and watered it down just a bit too much, and it got me wondering how things were done traditionally.
The amazing Soundtrack from Beaver and Tree Part 2! Also a few days ago Beaver and Tree part 4 was released in German. Will probably take a few weeks before it is translated to English just like its prequels.
I agree - Zahua is a very interesting character. I am not so fond of Maneha, instead. I found her boring.
The White March Part 2 has a very interesting patch and the end... I had to make a very hard decision and my head was going to blow. Enjoy!
Well, that's easy. Since there are no badges on this forum for being the most handsome, most wise, intelligent, charismatic, sexy person - and humble, don't forget humble - Anduin actually has more points than I. But if those badges existed I would have a lot more points than him!
Not to mentioned I would also easily get the badge for being the most attractive skull...
I was as surprised as you when my fork stunt and my unintentional resurrection landed me a job as a Disney Princess... My next job is as an exotic pole dancer in a seedy space diner in the up and coming Star Wars movie, where I will be saved by a young Prince of Alderran, who will whisk me to his planet where will live happily ever after.
Unfortunately, my place in cinematic history is not secure due to the lack of an intelligent pet/sidekick... (All princesses have them)
Shandaxx... In your current form... You would be perfect! Think of the opportunities for fame and fortune.
*Shandaxx' head is spinning so fast that the powers inside of him can no longer be contained. Like flashes of lightning they burst out of him, striking randomly at unsuspecting forumites. Shandaxx' powers are totally out of control now.*
Shandaxx: Chain Lightning: Skatan
Shandaxx: Death Fog
Shandaxx: Finger of Death: Random Forumite
Shandaxx: Sphere of Chaos
Shandaxx: Maze: mlnevese
Shandaxx: Abi Dalzim's Horrid Wilting
Shandaxx: Bigby's Crushing Hand: lolien
Shandaxx: Meteor Swarm
Shandaxx: Flesh to Stone: Aedan
Shandaxx: Disintegrate: wubble
Shandaxx: Imprisonment: JuliusBorisov
Shandaxx: Fireball: semiticgod
Shandaxx: Bigby's Clenched Fist: ThacoBell
Shandaxx: Wail of the Banshee
Somewaaaaannn stawwwp theeees.... I don't have controlololololoooooool...
*Shandaxx' speed reaches new heights. He is so fast that the fabric of reality around him starts to tear apart. You have a very bad feeling about this. At first there a small cracks hanging in the air. But some of them burst open, revealing... Revealing the horrors of the Far Realm. A tentacle lashes out at you from a crack, catches you, wriggles around you tightly and drags you into the Far Realm.*
Who are you? Where is my Shandyr? When I started the war, I did not mean this! It was just a way to prove my masculinity to my German lover! Shandyr? Shandyr? SHANDYR? WHERE ARE YOU? WHO IS THIS SHAM-BROCCOLI?
You! Now I remember the war... Nimran told me I couldn't trust you, since you were allegedly far too handsome which you are... Anyway... You caused this! Because of you I have become a broccolich wielding power far beyond imagination.
Thank you. I shall consider rewarding you, in time. But for now I have plans I need to attend to...
Hello, this is your friendly fashion agent calling, you know from the agency "CHA18". You contacted us a year ago asking for pro tips on how to raise that charisma of yours. Now that you are undead and a lich (?), have you chosen an appropriate new name yet? I was thinking something in the lines of "Shandaxx". 'Tis very fashionable in the upper echelons of lich society and you will be the talk of the crypt. If you have any questions regarding how to keep the vigor and moisture in your rotting flesh, just give us a call!
You! Yes you! I... remember you, I think, the Lady of the Ravens? I still feel so dizzy... must have been a hell of a party. And I feel so lightweight. My diet must have really paid off. Like my whole body... *looks down* ... My body.... ugh... is gone *faints from the shock*
Who needs restarting or loading features when you have command over the dark arts of Broccomancy? By invoking the power of the primordial source of Broccoessence I will have Shandyr walk this place once more!
Huh? ..apparently only his head came back. Well, I'm still learning ¯\_(ツ)_/¯