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    • Xeroshi
      Xeroshi
      my personal favorite piece from planescape
    • CrevsDaak
      CrevsDaak
      *everyone's
    • typo_tilly
      typo_tilly
      I prefer the catacombs battle and the civic festhall. n.n

      ... But this one's good too! :u
  • Credit for this most outstanding of artworks go to Celien De Winter . It shows a portrait of Gianluca Ginoble, one of the singers of "Il volo".
    March 25
  • Shandyr changed their profile picture.
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    March 25
  • Shandyr changed their profile picture.
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    March 25
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      That hair
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      That hair gives +1 to Charisma
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      Absolutely
    • Kamigoroshi
      Kamigoroshi
      Is that a beaver tail tie?
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      Wait what is a beaver tail tie?
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      ..did someone say tie? Where can I buy a beaver tail tie? A man can never get too many ties.
  • Skatan
    How many episodes have you seen now? I'm feeling criminal twitches and urges I need to fend of.
    March 17
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      All eight of them that have been broadcasted so far. Oh boy if only you knew what you are missing out...
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      Can you believe that guy that did that thing!?
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      Didn't get a notification that you replied to this, so only remembered to check it now.

      Both of you are bastards. You know that, right? :P

      A swedish friend of mine didn't believe me when I said a german friend watched them on Netflix (because, as I recall you watch them there). He thought it was unbelievable that the show would air on netflix so soon in any country.
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      It's my wall :P You don't get notifications for posts on my wall, only I do ;)
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      Don't worry, I don't even know what you are talking about.
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      But that guy really did that thing!
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      OMG hE Didz Didnzn't He!?
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      Resist.. urge.. to become.. pirate.. Yaarrgh!

      Shandyr: if you rank this season vs first season, which is better?
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      ThacoBell: A sci-fi TV-show called the Expanse.

      (Skatan: stops spamming Shandyr's wall in 3.. 2... 1... )
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      I wouldn't rank the seasons. They're both outstanding, fascinating and thrilling, simply exciting. The Expanse belongs to the very best TV shows ever. Along with Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones and Westworld.

      So thank you very much for showing it to me.
  • Nothing to see here, just an ordinary potato.

    image
    March 19
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      Have you pondered why the right always seems to droop a little further than the left?
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      It involves complex gravimetric calculations...
    • lolien
      lolien
      Oh, it's almost heart-shaped, how sweet!!
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      It kind looks like a chubby pi symbol
  • Oh dear, I'm sorry. I forgot one of the most important days of the year. Yesterday was... PI DAY!
    So happy belated pi day everyone, enjoy your pi(e) :)

    image
    March 15
    • wubble
      wubble
      That would require using the american system of dates. Like any true brit I will turn my nose up at it and scoff (the pie).
    • CrevsDaak
      CrevsDaak
      That would require using the american system of dates. Like any true argentinian, I actually never cared about that anyway, I'm here for the free pie.
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      It's hip to be square.
  • Nothing special to see here, just an ordinary, naturally PINK lake! :o

    March 9
  • Aedan
    • Aedan
      Aedan
      WATCH IT
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      See how he does it? He just tells me to watch it and doesn't even give me a choice D:
    • Aedan
      Aedan
      :)

      I suggested you to watch HTGAWM and Sense8 and you liked both series so... :)
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      Aedan knows what I like!
  • The bald and not excessively bald and not excessively smart hamster obeyed a terrified and not excessively terrified hamster.
    February 28
  • Nimran
    That cookie dispenser was a good idea. I would be a fool to think otherwise. If you wouldn't mind, I would like to request a partnership to bring it back.
    February 23
    • RelSundan
      RelSundan
      Does that mean more cookies to the people?
    • deltago
      deltago
      Too bad someone had to flame the thread and get it locked.
    • RelSundan
      RelSundan
      Why are you looking at me? Its not like it was on purpose.
  • RelSundan
    I'm sorry about das cookie dispenser. D:
    February 23
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      No, don't be sorry. You may have accidentally set it on fire, but I let it burn down on purpose.
      Cookies are Nimran's domain and they should be. And I should respect that.
    • wubble
      wubble
      All praise be unto nimran for he baketh the cookies...
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      Well, that was unexpected.
  • There is so much love going on here awww.
    A toast! To love and laughter and happily ever after! Cheers!
    February 17
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      *raises his cookie*
    • Aedan
      Aedan
      *Aedan grabs Nimran's cookies and runs away*
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      *trips Aedan and grabs cookie back*
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      I'm a sad Ferret...
    • wubble
      wubble
      *bakes a tray of cookies for nimran in the ferret legion kitchen*
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      *tray is a mimic who eats the cookies*
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      I'm starting to think that whatever isn't a mimic is a transformer...
    • wubble
      wubble
      *one of the cookies is a ferret aligned mimic that eats the tray mimic from the inside*
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      *Gives cookie back to Nimran*
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      *An air elemental passes by. The cookie flies away inside its body.*
    • RelSundan
      RelSundan
      ENOUGH!!! *Dragon Breath*
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      *all the cookies turn to ashes, the kitchen of the ferret legion catches fire as do some ferrets, Nimran among them*
    • wubble
      wubble
      *organizes a bucket line to fight the fires + throws burning ferrets in the well to douse them*
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      WEEEEEEEEEE!

      *splash*
  • Aedan
    • wubble
      wubble
      Awwwww :)
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      Awww, thank you :)
    • Aedan
      Aedan
      :)
  • Anduin
    Roses are red, nettles are green,
    Cauliflower's better, Broccoli's mean.
    February 14
  • CrevsDaak
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    Here. Use this scroll of Brofist over Sarebro!
    February 14
  • lolien
    As an apology from me, you can visit my cabin:

    February 13
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      An invitation to lolien's private cabin just one day before Valentine's Day. What could be the meaning of this? :O
  • Skatan
    This is so frustrating! Dunnu if it's because I'm loggin into my Netflix from Singapore or if it's my Swedish netflix subscription that sucks, but I don't get Expanse season 2 yet :( Have you started to see it?
    February 10
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      Oh boy... you bet I have! If it comforts you in some way I'll tell you that... OMG IT'S AWESOME YOU ARE MISSING OUT!!!!
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      My detect evil is tingling...
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      A ferret must be nearby...
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      Oh man.. that was cruel :P GODDAMIT ME WANNA SEE! I´m so psyked I even pull out my old jar jar binks voice.
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      Aww, I'm sorry :( Please accept this shiny one as my token of apology :( *offers an obsidian bead*
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      Did someone say Ferret? Who wants a cookie?!
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      I knew it!
  • Something's coming... something's on it's way...
    February 9
  • Omg... King's Quest...
    *dies of nostalgic overflow*

    February 5
  • Hey everyone, currently Obsidian Entertainment is running a crowd funding campaign for Pillars of Eternity 2.
    That game will take place in a region called "Deadfire Archipelago". And as part of the crowd funding, backers can create two islands themselves. Who of you support the idea of a "Black Isle" in the "Deadfire Archipelago"?

    The Black Isle could become reality, with your support:
    https://forums.beamdog.com/discussion/63290/pillars-of-eternity-2-would-you-join-crowd-funding-a-black-isle-for-the-deadfire-archipelago






    February 4
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      Note: The backer island slots are currently sold out. That's why I hope that a strong support of this idea would sway Obsidian to open a new free island slot.
  • Aedan
    So you want to roast my Nimran with a fireball?
    You're mean.

    *Aedan casts flesh to stone on Shandyr*
    February 1
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      Omg, treas... *turned to stone*
    • CrevsDaak
      CrevsDaak
      *puts a fancy green fedora over the Statue of Shandyr the Awesome*
    • Aedan
      Aedan
      *Aedan summons Anduin*
      It is all yours, now! You can have him!
    • CrevsDaak
      CrevsDaak
      Don't damage the statue! Art must be preserved!
      *casts Otiluke's Permanent Isolation Sphere on Shandyr*
    • wubble
      wubble
      Well this is working out well.
    • deltago
      deltago
      Aedan making Shandyr stiff, who saw that coming.
    • wubble
      wubble
      *sniggers*
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      If Shandyr has been turned to stone how comes he's still posting? We have a doppleganger in the forum!
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      Ha Fools! As long as no one finds and destroys the secret, hidden 11th piece of Broccoflower that I hid here several years ago, I am invincible. It kinda serves as my phylactery.
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      *Shandyr teleports away*
    • Aedan
      Aedan
      You will pay for your insolence! NO ONE TOUCHES NIMRAN AND SURVIVES!
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      How can you be at war with wubble while you defend Nimran at the same time? Not to mention we were actually allied, you, Anduin and I against the ferrets among them Nimran and wubble.
      This doesn't make sense... unless... who are you and what have you done with the real Aedan?
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      *gives Aedan a cookie* Thanks, friend!
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      Omg, I was betrayed for a cookie? This is outrageous. I am so going to join Justin Bieber now!
    • wubble
      wubble
      *mr burns hands*

      Excellent...
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Justin Bieber! I knew there was a reason I had to destroy Earth despite the huge audience our live feed has and the tons of credits we have been getting...

      Commander to War Room! Power up all cannons!
    • wubble
      wubble
      Wait! If we offer him up to you will you kill him and only him, we'll throw in a packet or two of space raiders too
    • Aedan
      Aedan
      Appearances can be deceiving, monkey!
      It is useless to resist. SSSssssss.
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Hmmmm... ok deliver him and I'll cancel the destruction of the planet...

      Lieutenant... prepare an antimatter chamber for our guest....
    • wubble
      wubble
      *hands over justin bieber*
      here he is
      *hands over the petrified @shandyr*
      and here's his number one fan carbon frozen for your convenience.
      oh and you'll probably want this
      *hands over crate of space raiders*
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      *cough*
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Hmmm too big to use as a paper weight... I think I'll just send this one back to Earth...

      Someone take Bieber to an antimatter chamber... and make sure the entire process is in the Galactic Live Feed Pay per View...

      And you raiders go play somewhere... just do not stand in the way

      *assumes true form*
    • wubble
      wubble
      *the raiders sit there in their packets*
  • Earth and Mars at the brink of war.

    "Who's going to feast on Earth's sky and drink their rivers dry? MMC! Who's going to stomp their mountains into fine Martian dust? MMC! Till the rains fall hard on Olympus Mons, who are we? MMC! I can't hear you! MMC! Who are we?! MMC!"

    (MMC stands for Martian Marine Corps)

    February 3
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      Down with Earth! The future belongs to Mars!
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      I have known that all along...
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      What you didn't know was that your kind would be expelled from Mars and that Mars would become a new home for humanity :P
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Nahhh we just decided that living in spaceships was safer for the entire race...
  • wubble
    Covering yourself in spikes is clearly evil, If you won't admit the blatant fact that you're evil then I'll have to prove it to the rest of the forum.


    Exhibit A: A hedgehog aggressively stares at the viewer.
    image

    Exhibit B: Sarevok aggressively stares at the viewer.
    image

    Mathematical proof of @shandyr being evil

    We all know sarevok to be Chaotic evil

    Sarevok covers his armour in spikes

    From this we can conclude that spiky = evil

    Hedgehogs also cover themselves in spikes

    from this we can conclude that Hedgehogs = Evil

    @shandyr claims to be a hedgehog

    Ergo @shandyr = Evil

    QED
    January 31
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      Now all I have to do is find you some pictures of spikey ferrets, don't I?
    • wubble
      wubble
      No, because no members of the ferret legion choose to wear spikes. Hedgehogs are born with the spikes which proves that they are pure evil from the start.
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      You know I have been thinking, maybe ferrets shouldn't drink too much after all. Might cloud their sense of logic and reasoning.
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      Because if there's anything that we ferrets posses, it's obviously logic and reasoning.
    • Aedan
      Aedan
      He is evil, we need to get rid of him NOW
    • Buttercheese
      Buttercheese
      Are't hedgehogs just short, spiky ferrets tho >.>
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      No...
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      Absolutely, they are! Never say no to cheese!
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      No to cheese.
  • How to cuddle with a hedgehog:

    February 1
    • wubble
      wubble
      See!

      the vicious hedgehog is attacking the poor defenseless cat!
  • Grond0
    Hi Shandyr. I've just been reading through your Heroes 3 thread and am awed at the amount of time and effort you've clearly put into that o:). Heroes 3 was one of my most played games in the past and I still play multi-player with my brother from time to time. If you're still looking for beta testers I would welcome the opportunity to give it a go.
    January 31
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      Sent the latest beta version to you. Hope you'll enjoy it :)
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    January 30
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      by DannyPunkHardy (DeviantArt)
    • Buttercheese
      Buttercheese
      Interesting choice :P
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      He and I have so much in common. Just look at how handsome he is *swoons*