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Shandyr

"Yuri on Ice" tells the story of a figure skater who falls in love with his idol, who then becomes his coach and the two fall in love. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Also thanks to this anime I discovered the beauty of figure skating. Such a beautiful art!

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  • Aedan
    Take that! MAREMOTO DI NETTUNOOOOOOOOO!!!

    7:44PM
  • Aedan
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      Why would you attack me? :o
      This attack shall not be left unanswered! Prepare for my counterattack!
  • "Yuri on Ice" tells the story of a figure skater who falls in love with his idol, who then becomes his coach and the two fall in love. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Also thanks to this anime I discovered the beauty of figure skating. Such a beautiful art!

    July 21
  • And after Germany, here comes... MALTA! Also first country in European Union to have banned "gay cure" therapy :)

    July 19
  • It's THAT time of the year. Epicness has returned...

    July 17
  • Ho un'infiammazione dell'orecchio :'(
    July 14
  • Oh hey Gooba, you have returned! I assume you did well? Was your mission a success? Are we finally rid of the evil mummy lich gnome? *Gooba unsheathes his weapon and approaches Shandyr* Ah yes, Gooba, what a magnificent weapon. So with this you crushed Anduin? *Gooba approaches Shandyr, weapon in hand* Ah yes, come here and let me have a look at it.

    *Gooba stands in front of Shandyr and raises his weapon* Ah I see you wanna show me how you dealt the deadly blow, very nice Gooba. Gooba, why don't you say anything? *Shandyr notices tears in Gooba's eyes*

    Gooba, what's wrong?
    "Sorry, boss"
    What?! Gooba? Noo!

    ...
    July 7
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      *loot corpse*
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      *As you loot the corpse you notice a green, shimmering object in the form of... BROCCOLI. You realize this is a broccoshard. It may hold the power to bring Shandyr back if one would wish so.*
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      *Anduin finally appears. He thoughtfully picks the broccoshard, strokes it gently before taking out his caulishard and crushing them together*

      Oh Shandyr, I don't want you dead. I want you destroyed, humiliated and begging for forgiveness. I want you to kneel before me and call me LORD! Rise! RISE!

      *Casts resurrection*

      The darkness takes us all when we pass but you will know it in life, wretch. My existence will not be validated until you are lost to its embrace...

      *Anduin slips back into the night*
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      Hmm... a little edgy that... Its missing something... Oh yes...

      Ha.

      Mwhaha.

      Mwhahaha!

      MWHAHAHA!

      MWHAHAHAMWHAHAHAMWHAHAHA !!!!

      ...

      Laughter, the food of the gods... the gods that eat phlegm.
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      I live! Flesh and blood and bone! I am ALIVE! Ha ha ha ha ha! I swore I would scratch and crawl my way back into the world of the living... and I have done it!

      Now where is my handsome prince on his white horse who came to my rescue? A thousand kisses I shall give him as a reward! Where is he?

      *looks around* *walks around a bit* *finds Anduin talking to himself*
      Move it, Anduin. I'm here to find my handsome prince who rescued me.

      *looks around* *doesn't see anyone else*
      *sudden realization*
      *looks at Anduin*

      ...

      *awkward silence*
      *tumbleweed passes by*
    • RelSundan
      RelSundan
      *Blue dragon swoops down in the horizon, burning down a peasant village*
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      Wow, you brought a whole village with you just to burn it?
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      *Anduin attempts to slip away from awful awkward social incident. Unfortunately his silhouette is outlined by the burning village*

      Curses!
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      Wait! I watched that episode of firefly too! I will give the kiss of death!

      *Anduin puckers up*
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      *Tries to figure out how Anduin puckers without lips. Goes mad from the revelation*
    • RelSundan
      RelSundan
      *Blue dragon detects Anduin and calls for backup. 2 more dragons appear before Anduin.*
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      Look ladies... I know I have the bone structure that the dragons all love... But I am going to kiss Shandyr with the kiss of death. It is not really the kiss of death but I will gain mind control of his puny intellect... Plus it may fool him into seeing a wendershaven...
  • Happy International Asteroid Day everyone!

    June 30
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      That is a tear of selune fool!
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      Yes, a tear of Selune, that is my special gift to you, my special fremesis. I've had it delivered to your address. I'm sure it will have quite an impact on you :)
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      Oh no! Ruuuuuun!
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      Watch out! There's a banana peel!
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Banana peel... that's evil... pure evil...
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      What an ingenious master plan of mine! To have an asteroid send Anduin's way only to make him, a floating skull, run away right into my planted banana peel.... erhm... wait...
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      *Floats over banana skin*
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      CURSE YOU ANDUIN! You have ruined my well-thought-out, elaborate plan to destroy you once and for all. You may have won this round, but you are going to lose the war.
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      wah wah waaaaaaaah
  • Tomorrow! German Parliament will vote on same sex marriage in Germany!!!

    June 29
    • RelSundan
      RelSundan
      Good to see the world is changing for the better as well!
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      Hope it goes well.
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      It's so strange that a mostly progressive country like Germany can be so backwater archaic when it comes to this. I do hope they will vote for, and from what I've read, they will.
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      They just did, half an hour ago. GERMAN PARLIAMENT HAS VOTED IN FAVOR OF GAY MARRIAGE!!!
  • Meanwhile in the depths of the Abyss... Shielded by a powerful spell that protects from any curios onlookers Shandyr has begun to crossbreed broccoli and demons. He has created his very own nasty kind of broccodemons. And soon - with the next eclipse of the sun - thousands of green portals shall open and the broccospawn shall be released on the prime material plane. Life as you know it will not be the same.
    June 28
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      http://www.angelfire.com/ct3/powerpuffplanet/beat2.jpg
      Something like this?
    • Ravenslight
      Ravenslight
      Uh oh...
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      *Anduin starts reading the astronomical almanac of eclipses.*
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      Should we start breeding giant space hamsters to combat the broccodemons?
    • Ravenslight
      Ravenslight
      If we look back at our history, I believe that it is only demon possessed cauliflowers that can counter such demons. I remember the Broccoli Cauliflower wars well. Dark times indeed. No one was safe. Not banana, onion nor potato. The only one who had a chance in intervening between these two was the king of peas. @Elrandir we need you!
    • RelSundan
      RelSundan
      Or we could just ban Shandyr before he leaves any footprints.

      Just kidding man, I'm totally in for world destruction.
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      Next sun eclipse: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_eclipse_of_August_21,_2017
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      Less than two months 'til all hell breaks lose... what should I prioritize to do now? Eat all the cookies, steal all teh lootz, woo all the women, tie all the ties? Gaah, so much to choose from and so little time left!
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      You should make a poll on this!
  • Anduin
    *Anduin starts drawing pictograms of arcane power on Shandyr's wall*

    Om-nom-shee-ma! Om-nom-shee-ma! Om-nom-shee-ma! Om-nom-shee-ma! Om-nom-shee-ma!
    June 22
    • Ravenslight
      Ravenslight
      (Watches the funny little zombie man with interest.) You wanna borrow my crayons?
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Is that a Cookie Monster Summoning Ritual... let me check my Universal Guide To Mad Rituals...
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      *Anduin starts stepping around the 6 corners of his hexabyssal planar gate, candle flames materialise from the ether to create a dark nebula of shadows.*

      Ao-shar-sa-luna! Ao-shar-sa-luna! Ao-shar-sa-luna! Ao-shar-sa-luna! Ao-shar-sa-luna! Ao-shar-sa-luna!
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      Oh hey Anduin, what are you doing here? Didn't know you were coming or I would have baked a cake.
      Are you bringing a friend over? I have some fresh cookies and milk. I hope you like them.
    • Ravenslight
      Ravenslight
      (Claps her hands with glee.) Neat trick mister zombie man!

      (Carefully lays her napkin on her lap in preparation for milk and cookies.)
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      Erhm... I am terribly, utmost sorry Milady and I sincerely apologize but, those cookies and the milk are meant for Anduin and any of his minions alone. The special ingredients might hurt you Milady, and I will not allow any harm to come to you.
    • Ravenslight
      Ravenslight
      (Warily eyeing the cookies, she wonders over to see if @mlnevese will share his popcorn.)
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      *Anduin blinks... An amazing feat as he does not have eyelids*

      Wow! My spell of summoning worked faster than I thought!

      Now Shandyr, I wanted to have a chat about th...

      *Anduin is abruptly interrupted by a large, muscular, hooven leg, emerging through the hexabyssal planar gate. It crashes down with such force that the ground is torn asunder and the shock waves ripple the air.*

      ...Uhm...
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Contingency condition met *Monster appearing through Portal*
      *sets a forcefield around himself and Ravenslight*
      *Minor creation* Comfortable chairs
      *minor creation* Popcorn

      Do you want some popcorn Ravenslight?
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      Now the important thing to remember is... Did I cast protection from evil this morning? But I don't need to do that because I'm evil... Or do I? Wait...
    • Ravenslight
      Ravenslight
      (Happily settles in next to mlnevese to enjoy the show. Mmm… Popcorn!)
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      *sigh* Anduin is messing up again. *Shandyr throws the milk at the hooven leg that is coming through the planar gate. The "milk" turns out to be super glue that keeps whatever is coming through the gate in place long enough for Shandyr to throw the explosive cookies at the thing. *
      *BOOM BOMM BOMM*

      *You can hear an otherworldly roar in pain. The portal starts to collapse, but while doing so it sucks in anything and anyone near it, in the realm beyond the portal. Shandyr and Anduin are sucked into the portal which then finally completely collapses and closes, leaving only mlnevese and Ravenslight behind.*
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Should we follow them?
    • Ravenslight
      Ravenslight
      I will follow the po…. Um… you anywhere mlnevese. :)
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Well if we just want to watch one my cameras has probably gone through the portal...

      Casts Major Creation Popcorn
      Cast Major Creation Holographic Projector

      Who said being an overpowered cleric/mage/psion alien does not have its advantages? :)
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      Hey guys! *sniff* Why does it smell like a burning glue factory in here? Ooh, is that popcorn?
    • Ravenslight
      Ravenslight
      (Pats the seat beside her and offers ThacoBell some popcorn.)

      It’s just getting to the good part. Little zombie man and the cookie monster are playing a game. :)
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      *Anduin reaches over and takes a bucket of popcorn*

      What we watching?
    • Ravenslight
      Ravenslight
      lol! (Hugs Anduin.) :)
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      *creates some extra chairs*

      More popcorn?
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      Yes please! *munch munch*
    • Ravenslight
      Ravenslight
      If only world leaders could learn of this power that popcorn has for bringing people together.
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      Talking of which where is Shandyr? I was suppose to summon him... Not HIM.

      We need to talk about what happens after Nexlit.
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      I think he has just gone through that portal where that big legged thing was coming from...
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      Someone should probably retrieve him.
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Actually I was planning to sit here and eat some pocorn while I watch what he does with whatever was coming through that portal... points at all the popcorn and holographic projector.
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      Sigh, the burden of being Lawful Good. *Casts summon spell through Nahal's Reckless Dweomer*
      *Gates in a Nabassu* Welp, good thing we have protection from evil up.
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      *Swoops in*

      Did someone mention someone being sucked into the abyss?

      LET'S START A CRUSADE!! Kill all the peasants, rape the countryside, steal all the cows and the milk, burn down the heathens and free all the innocent Shandyrs trapped forever in the eternal darkness!
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      There is only one Shandyr there... And we don't think the creature locked with him on the other side of the portal is in great danger.. Shandyr will probably just knock him out...

      *turns on holographic projector to see how things are going*
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      Shandyr is obviously very busy...

      I'm missing something... What is he up to? What is he plotting?
  • "Men are born to learn how to lead a good life. How to love, how to share, how to be friendly to everyone. Well, dogs don't have to learn that. They already know. That's why they don't live so long."

    -- A young boy who lost his dog in 2015 on the question why dogs don't live as long as humans
    June 23
  • typo_tilly
    Glad to hear about Pillars 2. :) It's a cool thing you did. I didn't contribute much.
    June 14
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      Thank you :) And also thank you for your contribution. Not everyone can donate a huge amount and not everyone should. There are people for who $10 is worth what $100 is worth for other people.

      So while we did of course need to reach the huge amount of $5000 and the big donations helped most with it, I am also very thankful and touched by people who can give only very little but still do it anyway.

      For example, if you can barely spare $10 dollars a month, because you have a VERY low fixed income and you decided to give those $10 dollars to us, that means a lot to me.
    • typo_tilly
      typo_tilly
      Yeah, thanks for being understanding. I couldn't even back the game. Things are looking up, though! :3
  • Dark Matter has returned with a fresh season 3!

    June 14
  • For anyone who'd be interested in Tyranny, here take one my 50% off coupons. Yes, we are past 31st May, I know BUT Obsidian has extended that date. The coupons are valid through 18th June! Be quick!



    "Available exclusively for backers of Pillars of Eternity II: Deadfire! While you wait to get your hands on Deadfire, check out Obsidian's latest game using the Pillars of Eternity engine, Tyranny, with this coupon for 50% off at the Paradox store!

    Purchasing this at the Paradox store will give you a code to use on Steam.

    Please note: This coupon expires on May 31st, 2017!

    Your Paradox Interactive Store Keys:

    TYRANNY-L98C7MPR59FN-50
    TYRANNY-6441GBOXDAWR-50

    Visit Paradox Interactive's Store and select the Tyranny edition you would like. During Step 3 of the Checkout process, supply the above key for your discount.

    To play Tyranny, you will need to install Steam."
    June 14
  • Shandyr changed their profile picture.
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    June 13
    • Aedan
      Aedan
      Finally we reunite :)
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      I have missed you :*
  • Goodbye Sense8, goodbye Lito & Hernando

    Thank you for these most outstanding 2 seasons :)



    June 13
  • Aedan
    There. Have a Lito.

    June 8
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      Yes, that was very special.
  • ThacoBell
    Everytime you change your picture I spend about 10 minutes thinking, "Man, Shandyr would like that one."
    June 8
  • Anduin
    I felt a disturbance in the weave... As if a thousand moderators looked upon the activity page and saw your duplicated face over and over again and turned off their computers in disgust...
    June 5
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      Anduin, my poor lonely soul, I am so sorry for the burden my handsomeness is for you. There may be many benefits to being Undead, and being a mummy-gnome-thing-lich on top of it, however being handsome is not one of them, as my beauty is always painfully reminding you.

      Here have a cookie. It's even a Twisted One (TM).

      https://twistedcookie.com/
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      Bah! Can your face make people vomit?

      ...

      I'm quite proud of the fact...

      *sniff*
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      How was the cookie? Did you like it? Would you like another one?
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      Well... Now that I visited the site, I'm a big fan of Caramel Pretzel Cookie Bark...

      *Om nom om nom*

      Oh no... The blue monster within me is stirring... Must control IT! I will not turn into the Avatar of Cookieeee!

      ...

      Phew! I hate being half-gnome and half-gnome god of cookies...
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      Here, have a glass of milk to go with the cookies. And milk is good for your bones, don't forget that!
  • Profile picture byrumlocker who has made this artwork to show his dedication to a visual novel called Solstice. The portrait shows a character called Kasiya.

    June 5
  • Aedan
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      BOO! Right behind you :)
  • Some Italians like to live dangerously... You'd think living in a city built around a volcano might be bad.
    But the Vesuvio is nothing compared to its "big daddy" the Campi Flegrei

    image
    May 29
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      Would not stop me from visiting Napoli!
    • Aedan
      Aedan
      Catania is better than Napoli
    • Aedan
      Aedan
      Etna > Vesuvio
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      And why is that? :o And what about Stromboli? Have you ever visited Stromboli?
    • Aedan
      Aedan
      Because Sicily rulez!
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      I am going to tell the people of Napoli! They will not be pleased with you!
  • RelSundan
    Ich bin ein grosse Drache!!!
    May 26
    • lolien
      lolien
    • RelSundan
      RelSundan
      Both works just fine!!
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      But you must keep in mind the random gender assignment to nouns in German.
      The word "Drache" is male. And therefore your adjective that describes the dragon must match the gender. So you would have to say "Ich bin ein großer Drache." Mind the "er" at the end of "groß".

      You have however correctly used the word "ein" in its male form. If you had a female noun you would have to use the female form of "ein" which is "eine".

      Believe me I know how much "fun" this is. It's the same in Italian which I'm currently learning.
      English is so much more comfortable to learn D:
    • RelSundan
      RelSundan
      Haha, I remember how this was the most annoying part in learning german.
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      If you want to go crazy with noun gender try to learn two different latin-based languages... often common words, such as cheese, for instance, will have different gender assignments in Fench, Italian and Portuguese, for instance... It drives you crazy when you are learning languages that obviously have the same origin :)
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      But isn't cheese male in all those languages? Additionally it's also male in German.
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Actually cheese is male in mentioned languages. I blame my zombie level sleepy state :)
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      Sure blame the Undead. That's what I always do, too: Blame ANDUIN! I'm sure he doesn't mind :)
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      What is a zombie? Is it male or female? Surely they have to be both...
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      Zombies are male of course as you can easily tell by ONE special piece of rotten flesh hanging from their bodies... ugh... *shudders*
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      ^- That comment gave the most disturbing images ever. Ever.
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      I take it you have never used google image search for "shaved koala" ?
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      Eeh no. And now I am fighting the urge to do it. The gin is saying yes, the rest of me is saying no.
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      *will save: failed*
    • Shandyr
      Shandyr
      I hope you enjoyed the sight :) Never shave your koala!
  • Io sono una creatura strana :(
    May 27