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    • Shandaxx
      Shandaxx
      Dare I click on that link?
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      I feel like the eyes are a little TOO exaggerrated for it to count as cute anymore. On another note, my son's name is Lucas.
  • Okay, that spider picture is starting to freak me out. I need to post something else here.
    November 3
    • semiticgod
      semiticgod
      There. Much better.

      Isn't it CUTE? I used Photoshop to give it big blue eyes and fluffy blonde hair.
    • typo_tilly
      typo_tilly
      CUTE! ::)
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      Jumping spiders are the adorable puppies of the world. Who also happen to be freakin ninjas.
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      OMG I WANT ONE!
  • Kurona
    • Shandaxx
      Shandaxx
      Nothing like waking up in the morning, scrolling through the activity page and seeing this image :)
    • semiticgod
      semiticgod
      YEARGH
    • Shandaxx
      Shandaxx
      Maybe it wants a cookie?
    • semiticgod
      semiticgod
      Perhaps it is simply scratching its buttocks on the ground and is voicing its satisfaction.
    • Tresset
      Tresset
      That is a doctored image. I can clearly see stag beetle parts on a spider.
    • semiticgod
      semiticgod
      And come to think of it, that thorax does suspiciously look like a beehive...
    • Shandaxx
      Shandaxx
      So it's scratching its beehive?
    • semiticgod
      semiticgod
      Perhaps... although it's entirely possible that the "spider" is nothing more than a makeshift hut for a pair of young stag beetles to keep their steamy affair a secret from their warring families.
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      Sorry Tresset, its real. The common name is "camel spider" but its actually a spider, merely related to them. They are pretty non-aggressive and skittish.
    • Kurona
      Kurona
      Yep it's a camel spider. One of the cutest, but all spiders are cute of course.
    • Shandaxx
      Shandaxx
      Of course.
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      It's beautiful... is it a male or a female? We have to name it :)
    • Shandaxx
      Shandaxx
      Wait, you can't tell if it's male or female? Don't you know what to look for? It's pretty clear actually.
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      You Earthlings have no idea of what is out there if you think it's simple to identify a male and a female...
    • semiticgod
      semiticgod
      More important, is it single?
    • Tresset
      Tresset
      Meh, I am aware of camel spiders. I am also aware of the mythological status they have achieved in society. I know that a great deal of the claims made about them are untrue. Whenever people start to mention them I have learned to become extremely dubious as a result. I am willing to concede that this may be a real image, but I still don't believe much that is said about the creatures.
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      I would never lie about the many wonderful creatures that fill our world. At least not without admitting the joke in the same sentence ;)
    • Kurona
      Kurona
      They also taste good by the way.
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      Do they taste as chicken?
    • Kurona
      Kurona
      No, that would be mlnevese. I've heard of a legendary KFC that substitutes chicken with martians but alas its location still eludes me.
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Well we regenerate after all...
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      Considering that they are arthropods, I imagine they would have a taste similar to shellfish.
    • lnstructor_
      lnstructor_
      Ugh.. best druid armor?