// creator  : weidu.exe (version 23100)
// argument : JAN25J.DLG
// game		 : .
// source	 : ./DATA/25DIALOG.BIF
// dialog	 : ./DIALOG.TLK
// dialogF  : (none)

BEGIN ~JAN25J~

IF ~~ THEN BEGIN 0 // from:
  SAY #67751 /* ~That reminds me of my great uncle Hegemony... not that he was much of an uncle, you understand.  Always in dispute with the local lord over his rights to the surrounding farmlands.  The duke had him thrown in prison for a year and a day before the duke's mother revealed Hegemony was actually a distant relation of the royal family - something about a drunken tryst between the duke's grandfather's brothers and a comely gnomish lass... details are sketchy.~ */
  IF ~~ THEN REPLY #67752 /* ~Lucky break for your uncle he was related.~ */ GOTO 1
END

IF ~~ THEN BEGIN 1 // from: 0.0
  SAY #67753 /* ~Not really. The duke didn't want Hegemony making any claims against his throne (or whatever those fancy muck-a-mucks sit on), so he banished Hegemony's family and sent my uncle himself to the guillotine.  After the execution, they returned the body to his family, but nobody could remember where they had stashed his upper portions.  All worked out in the end, though... Hegemony's family couldn't afford a full length coffin, anyway.~ */
  IF ~~ THEN EXTERN ~SARBHA01~ 6
END

IF ~~ THEN BEGIN 2 // from:
  SAY #67754 /* ~I was just struck by the coincidence, is all.  The royal blood running through great uncle Hegemony's veins was as thin as your own Bhaalspawn essence, friend... and in the end it kept his family from getting ahead.  
Huh... you look a little pale there.  Why don't you just forget I ever brought it up.~ */
  IF ~~ THEN EXTERN ~SARBHA01~ 2
END

IF ~~ THEN BEGIN 3 // from: MAZZY25J:1.17 KORGA25J:3.17 KELDO25J:1.17
  SAY #67892 /* ~Well, you know, it's funny that this situation should come up.  It's not something that I like to think about much, but I spent a whole year as a god back in '03.  Oh, I know what you're thinking... why only a year?  It's a touching and involved tale, but I'm happy to shed some light on it if it helps with your predicament.~ [JANJ2521] */
  IF ~~ THEN REPLY #67893 /* ~I find it hard to believe that you were a god, Jan.~ */ GOTO 4
  IF ~~ THEN REPLY #67894 /* ~Not more of your lies, gnome.  I've enough to concern myself with.~ */ GOTO 5
  IF ~~ THEN REPLY #67895 /* ~This I've got to hear.~ */ GOTO 6
END

IF ~~ THEN BEGIN 4 // from: 3.0
  SAY #67896 /* ~Ao was pretty suspicious, too.  Especially, I suppose, since I wasn't anywhere near the Golden Hills nor had I even received so much as a by-your-leave from Garl Glittergold.  Have you ever met Ao?  A big, golden light, that one.  Nice smell.  Great cigars.  Class act all the way.  Far more reasonable than most people make him out to be after that whole Time of Trouble business.  Who can fault a god for wanting to be alone for awhile?  Not me.~ */
  IF ~~ THEN GOTO 7
END

IF ~~ THEN BEGIN 5 // from: 3.1
  SAY #67897 /* ~And you think being a god was so worry-free?  Not five minutes after arriving in Pandesmos I was de-pantsed by Talos and sent running for my life when Iyachtu Svim sent three Bane Hounds chasing me through the courtyard.  Quite the bully, that one.  Had a wandering left eye, too, that I thought I'd brought up in a perfectly tactful manner.  Can't imagine he'd treat you any better, either... you might want to remember to stare at his shoes if you ever bump into him.~ */
  IF ~~ THEN GOTO 7
END

IF ~~ THEN BEGIN 6 // from: 3.2
  SAY #67899 /* ~It's nice to hear you eager, for once.  It's not every day that a gnome finds himself in the middle of the Abyss fighting an avatar and talking to a solar, you know.  I haven't done that for at least a year, now... although to be honest, the last time was only in the company of Aunt Patty and we all know what a pushover her Larry was... and it's nice to see that my tribulations in this party are recognized.~ */
  IF ~~ THEN GOTO 7
END

IF ~~ THEN BEGIN 7 // from: 6.0 5.0 4.0
  SAY #67900 /* ~Anyway, it was during the Time of Troubles that I'd run afoul of some Banite cultists who accidentally mistook me for Bane's earthly avatar.  Don't ask.  Maybe they didn't have a picture.  I wasn't sure what to think, myself, and resolved to spend more attention towards my breath in the future.  It wasn't long before I was worshipped by thousands on a regular basis.  They made good stew and the constant chanting wasn't unpleasant, so I decided to play along.  No one grows turnips under threat of eternal torment quite as well as a Dreadmaster, and I'll stand by that statement to this day.~ */
  IF ~~ THEN GOTO 8
END

IF ~~ THEN BEGIN 8 // from: 7.0
  SAY #67901 /* ~Well, it wasn't long before the whole Time of Troubles thing was over and suddenly little old worshipped me found myself up in the heavens before the Overfather, himself.  Seems they were short of death gods at the time, and it didn't seem like such a bad gig, so I took him up on his offer.  Plus, the dental plan was extraordinary.~ */
  IF ~~ THEN GOTO 9
END

IF ~~ THEN BEGIN 9 // from: 8.0
  SAY #67902 /* ~Being a god isn't what you'd expect, though.  Sune was all over me from day one... I hear she developed a thing for turnips about a decade ago.  She just wouldn't leave me alone!  There were parties at all hours of the night, Lliira would get plastered and fall into the lily pond and eventually Torm would start a brawl with somebody.  Did you know what it's like to have Helm pounding on your door at three in the morning?  I could never get any sleep at all.  If it wasn't one thing it was getting slapped by Umberlee or hit on by Loviatar.  All night long... and in the morning, all the gods would be in a foul mood.  Terrible.~ */
  IF ~~ THEN GOTO 10
END

IF ~~ THEN BEGIN 10 // from: 9.0
  SAY #67903 /* ~I couldn't find anything good about the experience at all.  No wonder Ao kicked them all out.  He probably had to catch up on his housekeeping, of all things.  Well, after all of that I was more than happy to let Cyric have the job, eager puppy that he was.  Left it behind me for a turnip farm and a nice pension, and gladly... although I eventually traded the pension for some stock in a Spelljammer trading cruiser, which was a bad decision but all us mortals aren't immune to that, of course.  Lost the farm, too, in a game of checkers to Uncle Fibbert.  But that turned out all right, as the turnips got a bad rot that year and Uncle Fibbert died of too much intestinal gas.  Poor man.~ */
  IF ~~ THEN GOTO 11
END

IF ~~ THEN BEGIN 11 // from: 10.0
  SAY #67904 /* ~Anyhow, I hope all my experience has been of some help.  Ummm... feel free to accept other opinions.  Ummm... no need to stare, now.  Move on, move on.~ */
  IF ~True()~ THEN EXTERN ~FINSOL01~ 28
  IF ~IsValidForPartyDialog("Valygar")
Global("ValygarRomanceActive","GLOBAL",2)~ THEN EXTERN ~VALYG25J~ 3
  IF ~IsValidForPartyDialog("Anomen")
Global("AnomenRomanceActive","GLOBAL",2)~ THEN EXTERN ~ANOME25J~ 11
  IF ~IsValidForPartyDialog("Viconia")
Global("ViconiaRomanceActive","GLOBAL",2)~ THEN EXTERN ~VICON25J~ 8
  IF ~IsValidForPartyDialog("Aerie")
Global("AerieRomanceActive","GLOBAL",2)~ THEN EXTERN ~AERIE25J~ 9
  IF ~IsValidForPartyDialog("Jaheira")
Global("JaheiraRomanceActive","GLOBAL",2)~ THEN EXTERN ~JAHEI25J~ 9
  IF ~IsValidForPartyDialog("Valygar")
!Global("ValygarRomanceActive","GLOBAL",2)~ THEN EXTERN ~VALYG25J~ 2
  IF ~IsValidForPartyDialog("Anomen")
!Global("AnomenRomanceActive","GLOBAL",2)~ THEN EXTERN ~ANOME25J~ 10
  IF ~IsValidForPartyDialog("Viconia")
!Global("ViconiaRomanceActive","GLOBAL",2)~ THEN EXTERN ~VICON25J~ 6
  IF ~IsValidForPartyDialog("Aerie")
!Global("AerieRomanceActive","GLOBAL",2)~ THEN EXTERN ~AERIE25J~ 7
  IF ~IsValidForPartyDialog("Jaheira")
!Global("JaheiraRomanceActive","GLOBAL",2)~ THEN EXTERN ~JAHEI25J~ 7
  IF ~IsValidForPartyDialog("Imoen2")~ THEN EXTERN ~IMOEN25J~ 15
  IF ~IsValidForPartyDialog("Sarevok")
!Alignment("Sarevok",MASK_EVIL)~ THEN EXTERN ~SAREV25J~ 2
  IF ~IsValidForPartyDialog("Sarevok")
Alignment("Sarevok",MASK_EVIL)~ THEN EXTERN ~SAREV25J~ 3
  IF ~IsValidForPartyDialog("Minsc")~ THEN EXTERN ~MINSC25J~ 0
  IF ~IsValidForPartyDialog("Nalia")~ THEN EXTERN ~NALIA25J~ 1
  IF ~IsValidForPartyDialog("HaerDalis")~ THEN EXTERN ~HAERD25J~ 1
END

IF ~~ THEN BEGIN 12 // from:
  SAY #70422 /* ~See that, <CHARNAME>... you just can't reason with the Gith.  Must be something to do with those spelljammer ships they ride around in - gives them extra-planar cabin fever.  This reminds me of the time I was selling astral turnips on the outer planes.  Opened a little shop with a garden in the back.~ */
  IF ~~ THEN GOTO 13
END

IF ~~ THEN BEGIN 13 // from: 12.0
  SAY #70423 /* ~Astral turnips are very tasty, let me tell you, but not too filling.  My crop could barely keep up with the demand. One morning I was sitting down to a nice turnip porridge breakfast when I was interrupted by a herd of githyanki barging through my door.  Seems they had an interesting offer for me...~ */
  IF ~~ THEN REPLY #70427 /* ~Now's not the best time, Jan.  I think we've got a fight on our hands.~ */ GOTO 14
  IF ~IsValidForPartyDialog("Korgan")~ THEN EXTERN ~KORGA25J~ 6
  IF ~IsValidForPartyDialog("Minsc")~ THEN EXTERN ~MINSC25J~ 3
  IF ~IsValidForPartyDialog("Valygar")~ THEN EXTERN ~VALYG25J~ 14
  IF ~IsValidForPartyDialog("Sarevok")~ THEN EXTERN ~SAREV25J~ 10
END

IF ~~ THEN BEGIN 14 // from: MINSC25J:3.0 KORGA25J:6.0 13.0
  SAY #70428 /* ~Ah, true enough I suppose.  Remind to finish this story later... truly one of my best.~ */
  IF ~~ THEN EXTERN ~GORGIT~ 3
END

IF ~~ THEN BEGIN 15 // from:
  SAY #70474 /* ~A deal?  Well, spank me silly and call me a rutabaga.  This fellow must be some kind of merchant, indeed, to still be bargaining long after he's dead.  Sounds a bit like ol' Uncle Salebottom.  "Jan, my nephew," he boasted one day, "I'm going to continue making money long after I'm dead!"  And he did, too.  Ten gold apiece for each of his fillings and twenty for his left foot.  Don't ask.~ */
  IF ~~ THEN EXTERN ~SAREV25A~ 14
END

IF ~~ THEN BEGIN 16 // from:
  SAY #70526 /* ~Helm dealt with it personally, eh?  That's surprising, since the last time Helm dealt with anything personally was waaay back when he was forced to make himself a sandwich.  Those gods, I tell you, they expect to be waited on hand and foot.  Heaven forbid the butler take a break.  But anyway... this story has more to do with how the Anauroch Desert was formed than what you're talking about, so we'll put it aside for now.~ */
  IF ~~ THEN EXTERN ~GORODR1~ 20
END

IF ~~ THEN BEGIN 17 // from:
  SAY #70555 /* ~Well, it's <CHARNAME>'s doing, of course.  Everyone knows <CHARNAME> and has been waiting for <PRO_HIMHER>.  It's not like we're surprised by this anymore, you know.~ */
  IF ~~ THEN EXTERN ~HGNYA01~ 7
END

IF ~~ THEN BEGIN 18 // from:
  SAY #71632 /* ~You think so?  One day some little gnomish bundle of joy will be telling his companions implausible tales about *me*?  I wonder if his friends will greet his tales with a similar amount of disbelief, hm?  What a sheer irony that would be!~ */
  IF ~~ THEN EXTERN ~SARVOLO~ 9
END

IF ~~ THEN BEGIN 19 // from:
  SAY #72567 /* ~You know, I consider myself something of a cheese connoisseur.  Why, when I was in the cracker smuggling... uh, I mean shipping... business an intimate knowledge of cheese seemed like an occupational necessity.  For some inexplicable reason, everyone in Amn wanted to put cheese on their crackers.  Of course, I prefer turnips myself.~ */
  IF ~~ THEN EXTERN ~BAZEYE01~ 10
  IF ~IsValidForPartyDialog("Anomen")~ THEN EXTERN ~ANOME25J~ 39
  IF ~IsValidForPartyDialog("Imoen")~ THEN EXTERN ~IMOEN25J~ 33
END
