// creator  : weidu.exe (version 23100)
// argument : _FATMBA.DLG
// game		 : .
// source	 : ./override/_FATMBA.DLG
// dialog	 : ./DIALOG.TLK
// dialogF  : (none)

BEGIN ~_FATMBA~

IF ~RandomNum(5,1)
~ THEN BEGIN 0 // from:
  SAY #79253 /* ~I'm not fat, I'm big-boned!  Enormously-boned, actually.  Fantastically huge bones the like of which have never before been seen on creatures without a trunk or a blowhole.~ */
  IF ~~ THEN EXIT
  IF ~Global("X#FATMBA0","GLOBAL",0)
InParty("quayle")
InMyArea("quayle")
!StateCheck("quayle",CD_STATE_NOTVALID)
~ THEN DO ~SetGlobal("X#FATMBA0","GLOBAL",1)~ EXTERN ~_QUAYLJ~ 50
  IF ~Global("X#FATMBA0","GLOBAL",0)
InParty("garrick")
InMyArea("garrick")
!StateCheck("garrick",CD_STATE_NOTVALID)
~ THEN DO ~SetGlobal("X#FATMBA0","GLOBAL",1)~ EXTERN ~_GARRIJ~ 246
END

IF ~RandomNum(5,2)
~ THEN BEGIN 1 // from:
  SAY #79254 /* ~I wish I could help you friend, but I've not been able to collect my thoughts since I missed breakfast this morning.  Practically wasting away, I am.~ */
  IF ~~ THEN EXIT
END

IF ~RandomNum(5,3)
~ THEN BEGIN 2 // from:
  SAY #79255 /* ~Away with you, or the guard will have you boiled in oil!  Or perhaps... fricasseed in oil... with a lovely salmon white wine sauce and those little breadsticks that are just sooo good.  Yum.~ */
  IF ~~ THEN EXIT
END

IF ~RandomNum(5,4)
~ THEN BEGIN 3 // from:
  SAY #79256 /* ~There's a thin person inside me just screaming to get out.  Serves him right, though.  Shouldn't have stood so close to the buffet.~ */
  IF ~~ THEN EXIT
END

IF ~RandomNum(5,5)
~ THEN BEGIN 4 // from:
  SAY #79257 /* ~Oh, this iron shortage is TERRIBLE!  If it weren't for SILVERware I don't know how I'd survive.~ */
  IF ~~ THEN EXIT
END
