// creator  : weidu.exe (version 23100)
// argument : FFCOOK.DLG
// game		 : .
// source	 : ./DATA/DIALOG.BIF
// dialog	 : ./DIALOG.TLK
// dialogF  : (none)

BEGIN ~FFCOOK~ 2 // non-zero flags may indicate non-pausing dialogue

IF ~RandomNum(4,1)
~ THEN BEGIN 0 // from:
  SAY #25689 /* ~Out!  Out!  Out of my kitchen!  Is it not enough that Uda must protect food from little halfling fingers all day long?!~ */
  IF ~~ THEN EXIT
END

IF ~RandomNum(4,2)
~ THEN BEGIN 1 // from:
  SAY #25690 /* ~Uda work and slave all day long, but does Uda get break?  Nooo, no.  Uda says halfling is slave driver!  Hmph!~ */
  IF ~~ THEN EXIT
END

IF ~RandomNum(4,3)
~ THEN BEGIN 2 // from:
  SAY #25691 /* ~'Uda, you is good cook!'  'Uda, you is wonderful cook!'  But all halfling talks about is all his drink, all his drink from all over... not Uda's food!  Uda quit one day, then see what halfling does!~ */
  IF ~~ THEN EXIT
END

IF ~RandomNum(4,4)
~ THEN BEGIN 3 // from:
  SAY #25692 /* ~You get out of kitchen or Uda will pull you over knee and be spanking your bare buttocks!  Out!~ */
  IF ~~ THEN EXIT
END
