// creator  : weidu.exe (version 23600)
// argument : PORTAL.DLG
// game     : .
// source   : ./override/PORTAL.DLG
// dialog   : lang\en_us/dialog.tlk
// dialogF  : (none)

BEGIN ~PORTAL~

IF ~  True()
~ THEN BEGIN 0 // from:
  SAY #17945 /* ~Heh? Who? Get outta my yard, you hooligans! Kinda hard to be a hermit when people keep pestering for hints about the nature of existence. Read a book people! Portalbendarwinden does so command.~ */
  IF ~~ THEN REPLY #17947 /* ~Your... yard? No, wait! Please, I was hoping to speak with you. Has your isolation given you any insights I may benefit from?~ */ GOTO 1
  IF ~~ THEN REPLY #17948 /* ~Don't speak to me of such nonsense, old fool. Have you anything useful for me? Information or items perhaps?~ */ GOTO 3
  IF ~~ THEN REPLY #17949 /* ~My apologies for disturbing your peace. No doubt you are so isolated because you wish to remain alone.~ */ GOTO 2
END

IF ~~ THEN BEGIN 1 // from: 0.0
  SAY #17950 /* ~Eh, insights? Um, never take raisins from rabbits, never spit in a man's face unless his mustache is on fire, and don't take any wooden knickers unless you've a good supply of salve.~ */
  IF ~~ THEN REPLY #17954 /* ~I... see. Thanks for your time but I'll be going now... quickly.~ */ GOTO 6
  IF ~~ THEN REPLY #17955 /* ~"That" was all you have to offer? Quite the letdown after the length of time it took to find you.~ */ GOTO 3
  IF ~~ THEN REPLY #17956 /* ~Okay, I've just about had my FILL of riddle asking, quest assigning, insult throwing, pun hurling, hostage taking, iron mongering, smart arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the Nine Hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!~ */ GOTO 5
  IF ~Global("X#GarPor","GLOBAL",0)
InParty("garrick")
InMyArea("garrick")
!StateCheck("garrick",CD_STATE_NOTVALID)
~ THEN DO ~SetGlobal("X#GarPor","GLOBAL",1)~ EXTERN ~GARRIJ~ 93
END

IF ~~ THEN BEGIN 2 // from: 0.2
  SAY #17961 /* ~Hmm? Oh yes, that and my disturbing personal habits. As well, people don't mind advice when they're looking for it, but having someone around continually spouting proverbs and truisms really puts a damper on the picnic. It's worse than when the ants steal the cheese, if you know what I mean. Eh? EH?! Wow, you're really hard to look at.~ */
  IF ~~ THEN REPLY #17963 /* ~If I had wished comments about my appearance, I would have asked for them. Bah! I have no time to waste on such as you.~ */ GOTO 6
  IF ~~ THEN REPLY #17993 /* ~Your insults are misplaced. I only wished to speak, and you could have simply said no. I will leave you.~ */ GOTO 7
END

IF ~~ THEN BEGIN 3 // from: 1.1 0.1
  SAY #17967 /* ~I get you. Matter of fact and straight to business. I like that. No, no, "like" is the wrong word. "Hate" is more the feeling I was trying to capture in that phrase. I rather think I've nothing to say to you; now please leave and turn your aura down when you go. You are intensely hard to look at.~ */
  IF ~~ THEN REPLY #17969 /* ~What? What about my aura? Please, tell me what you see.~ */ GOTO 4
  IF ~~ THEN REPLY #17970 /* ~Ahh, take your mumbo-jumbo and stuff it someplace warm and wet.~ */ GOTO 6
END

IF ~~ THEN BEGIN 4 // from: 3.0
  SAY #17972 /* ~Oh, I see! Now that I've something to say you're all, "please, what do you see?" and "I'm sorry I trod on your begonias." Well, I've better things to do. Suffice to say that you are decidedly shiny on the inside, regardless of your dim exterior. I would imagine that you're not entirely normal, but I didn't need a third eye or fourth leg to tell you that. Now off with you, before I am forced to... well, probably flee.~ */
  IF ~~ THEN EXIT
END

IF ~~ THEN BEGIN 5 // from: 1.2
  SAY #17975 /* ~Well... someone certainly woke up on the wrong side of the realms this morning. So be it, I shall say my piece and nothing more. You have an exceptionally unstable aura because you are literally at odds with yourself. I have not seen your like before, but I get the feeling that is because your type does not survive exceptionally long. Your battles to come are both physical and otherworldly, but I cannot discern the outcome. Your coin is on its edge. If that means nothing to you, then I cannot help. Leave me now.~ */
  IF ~~ THEN DO ~EscapeArea()
~ EXIT
END

IF ~~ THEN BEGIN 6 // from: 3.1 2.0 1.0
  SAY #17981 /* ~If that is what you wish, then feel free to hit the ol' dusty trail. Regardless, I have places to see and people to do. Leave me.~ */
  IF ~~ THEN EXIT
END

IF ~~ THEN BEGIN 7 // from: 2.1
  SAY #17992 /* ~Wait... I'm sorry, but you have misconstrued my meaning. A bit blunt I am at times, but I shall speak plain if you wish. I meant that your aura is hard to look at. It is exceptionally volatile. You are at odds with yourself in a most literal fashion. I've not seen another such as you, though I get the feeling that your type does not live exceptionally long. I would predict a violent end for you, but I can see nothing of your future. It would seem that your coin is on edge. Enough chatter, I have wasted too much of your time, and mine. Leave me.~ */
  IF ~~ THEN EXIT
END
