// creator  : weidu.exe (version 23100)
// argument : _PORTAL.DLG
// game		 : .
// source	 : ./override/_PORTAL.DLG
// dialog	 : ./DIALOG.TLK
// dialogF  : (none)

BEGIN ~_PORTAL~

IF ~True()
~ THEN BEGIN 0 // from:
  SAY #75928 /* ~Heh?  Who?  Get outta my yard you hooligans!  Kinda hard to be a hermit when people keep pestering for hints about the nature of existence.  Read a book people!  Portalbendarwinden does so command.~ */
  IF ~~ THEN REPLY #75929 /* ~Your... yard?  No, wait!  Please, I was hoping to speak with you.  Has your isolation given you any insights I might benefit from?~ */ GOTO 1
  IF ~~ THEN REPLY #75930 /* ~Don't speak to me of such nonsense, old fool.  Have you anything useful for me?  Information or items perhaps?~ */ GOTO 3
  IF ~~ THEN REPLY #75931 /* ~My apologies at disturbing your peace.  No doubt you are so isolated because you wish to remain alone.~ */ GOTO 2
END

IF ~~ THEN BEGIN 1 // from: 0.0
  SAY #75932 /* ~Ehhh... insights?  Um... never take raisins from rabbits, never spit in a man's face unless his mustache is on fire, and don't take any wooden knickers unless you've a good supply of salve.~ */
  IF ~~ THEN REPLY #75933 /* ~I... see.  Thanks for your time but I'll be going now... quickly.~ */ GOTO 6
  IF ~~ THEN REPLY #75934 /* ~"That" was all you have to offer?  Quite the letdown after the length of time it took to find you.~ */ GOTO 3
  IF ~~ THEN REPLY #75935 /* ~Ok, I've just about had my FILL of riddle asking, quest assigning, insult throwing, pun hurling, hostage taking, iron mongering, smart-arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience!  If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd!  Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!~ */ GOTO 5
  IF ~Global("X#GarPor","GLOBAL",0)
InParty("garrick")
InMyArea("garrick")
!StateCheck("garrick",CD_STATE_NOTVALID)
~ THEN DO ~SetGlobal("X#GarPor","GLOBAL",1)~ EXTERN ~_GARRIJ~ 101
END

IF ~~ THEN BEGIN 2 // from: 0.2
  SAY #75936 /* ~Hmm?  Oh yes, that and my disturbing personal habits.  As well, people don't mind advice when they're looking for it, but having someone around continually spouting proverbs and truisms really puts a damper on the picnic.  It's worse than when the ants steal the cheese, if you know what I mean?  Eh?  EH?!  Wow, you're really hard to look at.~ */
  IF ~~ THEN REPLY #75937 /* ~If I had wished comments about my appearance I would have asked for them.  Bah!  I have no time to waste on such as you.~ */ GOTO 6
  IF ~~ THEN REPLY #75938 /* ~Your insults are misplaced.  I only wished to speak, and you could have simply said no.  I will leave you.~ */ GOTO 7
END

IF ~~ THEN BEGIN 3 // from: 1.1 0.1
  SAY #75939 /* ~I get you.  Matter of fact and straight to business.  I like that.  No... no, "like" is the wrong word.  "Hate" is more the feeling I was trying to capture in that phrase.  I rather think I've nothing to say to you, now please leave and turn your aura down when you go.  You are intensely hard to look at.~ */
  IF ~~ THEN REPLY #75940 /* ~What?  What about my aura?  Please, tell me what you see.~ */ GOTO 4
  IF ~~ THEN REPLY #75941 /* ~Ahh, take your mumbo-jumbo and stuff it someplace warm and wet.~ */ GOTO 6
END

IF ~~ THEN BEGIN 4 // from: 3.0
  SAY #75942 /* ~Oh I see!  Now that I've something to say you're all "please what do you see," and "I'm sorry I trod on your begonias."  Well I've better things to do.  Suffice to say that you are decidedly shiny on the inside, regardless of your dim exterior.  I would imagine that you're not entirely normal, but I didn't need a third eye or fourth leg to tell you that.  Now off with you, before I am forced to... well... probably flee.~ */
  IF ~~ THEN EXIT
END

IF ~~ THEN BEGIN 5 // from: 1.2
  SAY #75943 /* ~Well... someone certainly woke up on the wrong side of the Realms this morning.  So be it, I shall say my piece and nothing more.  You have an exceptionally unstable aura because you are literally at odds with yourself.  I have not seen your like before, but I get the feeling that is because your type does not survive exceptionally long.  Your battles to come are both physical and otherworldly, but I cannot discern the outcome.  Your coin is on its edge.  If that means nothing to you, then I cannot help.  Leave me now.~ */
  IF ~~ THEN DO ~EscapeArea()
~ EXIT
END

IF ~~ THEN BEGIN 6 // from: 3.1 2.0 1.0
  SAY #75944 /* ~If that is what you wish, then feel free to hit the ol' dusty trail.  Regardless, I have places to see and people to do.  Leave me.~ */
  IF ~~ THEN EXIT
END

IF ~~ THEN BEGIN 7 // from: 2.1
  SAY #75945 /* ~Wait... I'm sorry, but you have misconstrued my meaning.  A bit blunt I am at times, but I shall speak plain if you wish.  I meant that your aura is hard to look at.  It is exceptionally volatile.  You are at odds with yourself in a most literal fashion.  I've not seen another such as you, though I get the feeling that your type does not live exceptionally long.  I would predict a violent end for you, but I can see nothing of your future. It would seem that your coin is on edge.  Enough chatter, I have wasted too much of your time, and mine.  Leave me.~ */
  IF ~~ THEN EXIT
END
