// creator  : weidu.exe (version 23600)
// argument : WHELP.DLG
// game     : .
// source   : ./DATA/DIALOG.BIF
// dialog   : lang\en_us/dialog.tlk
// dialogF  : (none)

BEGIN ~WHELP~

IF ~  True()
~ THEN BEGIN 0 // from:
  SAY #18610 /* ~Aargh, look at these forks and tankards! This iron shortage shows no mercy on us drunkards and gormands!~ */
  IF ~~ THEN REPLY #18616 /* ~Whatever could be wrong with your fork and tankard?~ */ GOTO 1
  IF ~~ THEN REPLY #18618 /* ~Is there any way I can help you?~ */ GOTO 2
END

IF ~~ THEN BEGIN 1 // from: 0.0
  SAY #18621 /* ~They be made of iron yet they bend under the weight of this inn's meager offerings and the handle breaks on me tankard to spill this rat spit of an ale into my lap! Aarrr, Nessie, get me another!~ */
  IF ~~ THEN EXIT
END

IF ~~ THEN BEGIN 2 // from: 0.1
  SAY #18627 /* ~Yes, ram your eyeball onto this blade to see if it be cursed with this metal weakness, too... Aarrr, ne'ermind, they'll just kick me out of this place and send me amongst the very brigands who might covet me rotten tankard!~ */
  IF ~~ THEN EXIT
END

IF ~  False()
~ THEN BEGIN 3 // from:
  SAY #18631 /* ~I can see your grubby face reflected in the bottom of me tankard. Now leave me be.~ */
  IF ~~ THEN EXIT
END
