@0  = ~Do ye want to live forever?~
@1  = ~For a few coins, I can spin such a tale...~
@2  = ~Do ye want everyone to know yer name?~
@3  = ~When was the last time someone gave ye the respect ye were due?~
@4  = ~Hark, my friends, and I'll tell ye the tale o' <CHARNAME>...~