I keep telling people that diviners are better than conjurers, but nobody ever believes me! How many up-their-own-a** Thayvians need to die before people cotton on to this?! (View Post)

Time Stop: Hammertime definitely has a better ring to it. (View Post)

Oy, hey! What's this I'm hearing about my Wilting?! *Dives into the posts to figure out the title, gives up after five minutes* Damn disrespectful kids... *Stalks off to make even more powerful necro… (View Post)

I resent that! I'm not psychotic, I just wanted to skip that annoying Neera cutscene by using Glyph of Warding on that little girl before she could start babbling about her knife, but that halfling S… (View Post)

Sure, sure. Uh, that'll be 10,000 gold, then...up front, if you please. (View Post)