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  • CactusOfTheFiveGlens earned the First Comment badge.
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  • lolien
    Minion, roll 1d20
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    3:45PM
    • lolien
      lolien
      It seems Minion has their limits.
    • JuliusBorisov
      JuliusBorisov
      Yeah, have checked it at first. :)
  • mlnevese
    Seek not to know who said this or that, but take note of what has been said.
    -- Thomas a Kempis
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    June 3
    • Tresset
      Tresset
      That's good, because I am terrible at remembering names anyway.

      For instance, your name was... mnsleeve, right?
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Good enough...
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      I thought it was mulnaverse?
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      You're getting there...
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      Who said that again?
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      What?
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      I SAID, WHO SAID THAT AGAIN? CAN YOU HEAR ME?! HELLO!
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      Looks like there's been an interference in telecommunication signals caused by release of noise packets by Venusian warships. Venusians seem to be doing this on purpose.
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      Is it Venusians? Or is it Anduin?!
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      "When in doubt, always blame the gnome". Old jungle saying.
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      "When in doubt bombard all suspects from orbit" Old Martian saying...
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      "Anduin is a pretty good gnome and can animate your great-great-gran to do the mamba" Anduin
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      Wait, isn't that samba?
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      Ay caramba!
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      What?
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      I take no responsibility for what I write. Blame my parents.
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      I’m so confused... someone pass me the mashedtaters...
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      *Anduin casts mirror image on mashedtaters, mashedtaters passes himself to another image, that in turn makes all the other images pass themselves to each other creating a impossibility conjunction that threatens all rational thought and logic in the universe*
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      Mashedtaters explodes
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      Potato popcorn?
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      Skatan casts (scroll) *Resurrection; Mashedtaters*
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      The starchy, slimey bits of tater-popcorn on the walls levitates together to form a mass of tatery consciousness.
      “I LIVE!”
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      *Anduin starts eating Mashedtaters*

      Needs more butter...
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      Aaaah! My legs!!
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      hmmm.... profit....

      Casts "Coninuous Regeneration" mashedtaters
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      Aaahh... my legs...

      AAAH!! MY LEGS!!

      Aaahh... my legs...

      AAAH!! MY LEGS!!
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      I keep staring at this and giggling.
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      Needs more salt.

      *Anduin pours on salt*
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      You know what, you should add some fried onion cubes to it. Will make it more tasty. ;)
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      Bite me.

      ...oh, wait... I shouldn’t have used that euphemism...
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      Skatan casts "Abi Dalzim's buttery and savory tater sauce" on @mashedtaters.
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      A less well known spell that nontheless has a very strong cult following.
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      Mmm, tater sauce...
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      *As mashedtaters is divided, served to, and devoured by an undead gnome mummy, a ferret, an alien, a Rik, and a fast-food-chain-mega-corporation-turned-D&D-fanatic, he realizes philosophically that such is the price to pay for being a delicious side-dish.
      He joins in and starts eating himself*
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      *then a magpie flies in a eats mashedtaters mouth so he can no longer enjoy the delectable meal*
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Casts "epic improved continuous regeneration" mashedtaters

      I hope it's not too much...
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      *Casts Simulacrum: mashedtaters*

      It's never too much... ;)
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      I think I'm gonna leave before the ethical implications hit me :D
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      *The two continuously regenerating and growing mashedtaters creatures look at each other from across the growing expanse between them. Soon they are both the size of buildings and growing beyond the abilities of the group to feed. Is this it? Is this the moment when there are finally too much mashedtaters at the dinner table?
      Of course not! With additional size come even larger appetite to fuel such size.
      The two mashedtaters creatures, growing hungrier by the minute, immediately start chowing down on each other with voracious appetite. The large piles of mashedtaters begins to shrink.*
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      But wouldn't they both expand by the same mass they are eating from each other rather than shrink, scientifically speaking I mean? (because science has a given place in this thread)

      Taterception. They will be stuck in an infinite loop, eating each other for all eternity.
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      Ouroboros is Taters!
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Note to self... spells designed to work on Martians may have strange effects on other life forms...
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      ...unless we transmutate them...
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      *Anduin pauses*

      Have we just cured world hunger?
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      We also gave mashedtaters cancer.
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      But it’s such delicious cancer...
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      *Anduin pauses*

      I'm undead. I don't eat. My digestive system was removed in an ancient ritual and sits on the mantlepiece.
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      Don't worry, we'll fit you with a new one. ;)
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Wait he has cancer, he continuously regenerates.... Mashedtaters is Deadpool!
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      Deadtaters
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Mashedpool?
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      Mashedwaders.
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      Holy heroes Batman! That sound like two epic new Marvel comics!
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      This activity thread is sooooo long.....

      We can try to expand this even further to see if we can fill the whole of the activity page. ;)

      By the way, what happens when an activity thread is larger than the size of the activity page? Does it create an explosion? A Big Bang? Or maybe a Black Hole?
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      LETS FIND OUT B)
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      It never happened before... And this is Vanilla after all :)
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      Vanilla... is jank.
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Did anyone get a screenshot of this? I think this is already the longest wall thread in the history of the forum...
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      All I know is I’m out of mashedtaters. I and me just finished eating each other.

      Casts *Improved Regeneration* mlnevese wall thread
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      Let's talk about the weather.

      @Minion, would you like to join our discussion?
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      Weather’s been lousy lately.
      -Anonymous farmer
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      "Nevertheless," I say to the farmer, "the weather is still favourable for the cultivation of taters."
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      Yes... yes... taters... soon they will be mashed... and then... AND THEN...!
      ...they will be the most delicious thing... in the forums!!
      Bwahahah!
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      What’s taters, precious? What’s taters?
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATERS!

      (insert random ramblings here to prolong the thread)
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      Is it true that you can use taters as a source of electric current?

      https://youtu.be/qklwcvXE_sU
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      "Taters" - urban dictionary

      One who is a fan of the Clemson Tigers. Originally an agricultural school, "tater" has become a nickname for anyone who goes to the school or supports its team.
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Is this about sports?
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      The 1st annual Tater Games.
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      We can use tater batteries as an efficient and renewable source of energy for propelling Martian spaceships. It will also decrease the pollution levels in outer space, and save the funds allocated to the research on anti-matter derived fuel sources.
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Nahhh we just drain plasma from the nearest star... I posted a photo somewhere in the forum about it :)
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      But it's not "renewable"! Think of the hazards of doing so endlessly... You will eventually disturb the gravitational field of the star, which will cause the fabric of space-time to warp and twist, and soon everyone of us will be sucked into the void where the star once existed...

      On the other hand, taters can regenerate...
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      ..and be eaten if your hungry. You can't really eat plasma, right. Right?
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      There’s a first time for everything!
    • mlnevese
      mlnevese
      Sends a magnetically sealed bottle of plasma to Nimran...
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      Talking about taters without me?!
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      Nimran eats the plasma.
      Nimran mutates into a plasma ferret.
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      Plasma ferret? Does this mean you'll now emit high-frequency electrons? How does this work?
  • JuliusBorisov
    Minion activity coming it 3, 2, 1...

    ;)
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    2:53PM
  • sibakruom earned the 5 Insightfuls badge.
    You received 5 Insightfuls. We like that.
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    You received 5 Likes. We like that.
    June 19
  • mashedtaters
    Oh, no! Whatever will Guston choose to do??
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    June 18
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      Hmm...
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      Use Boil Popping Attack (Innate) on the gnome! Let the acrid pus burn him to death! Let him feel your power!
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it.
    • lolien
      lolien
      An 1000 year old gnome mummy in a tomb give you a magic ring, and ask you to wear it, because it will do good for you. After he paralized the party and poured poision in the mouth of your leader.

      Not suspicious at all. Also it's just a simple jewel, it can't do any real harm, right? :D
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      Lol! I know, right?
      But Guston isn’t exactly a person of high morale standards...
    • lolien
      lolien
      Wear all the cursed items, like a boss.
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      I dare you to try. :)
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      I am not even sure what he’s going to do. First he has to get a hold of the thing.
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      You could have worn my ring. Instead you spurned me...
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      To be more accurate... You set me on fire and tried to strangle me.
    • Nimran
      Nimran
      So violent...
    • Rik_Kirtaniya
      Rik_Kirtaniya
      The gnome could have been spared from our wrath, had he not provoked us at first by casting Hold Person on us. ;)

      But still, I have to admit, it is soooo satisfying to set a mummy on fire... ;)
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      That whole sequence was great.
    • Anduin
      Anduin
      I paused you. No violence at all!
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      To be fair, Guston didn’t set you on fire and strangle you. The impulsive child and the naked dwarf did.
      Guston was too much of a coward to try anything.
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      And... he was almost convinced...
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      Hey! Vaga just nibbled at his neck a little. In some cultures that would have been considered foreplay.
    • ThacoBell
      ThacoBell
      Its nearly criminal that we can't upvotes activity comments...
    • Skatan
      Skatan
      Yeah, that would have been nice.
    • mashedtaters
      mashedtaters
      So, now that you’ve experienced it, what does mummified gnome neck taste like?
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  • typo_tilly
    typo_tilly → bigdogchris
    Nice to see you around again! :) Even if you're just popping in.
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    June 2
    • bigdogchris
      bigdogchris
      Yeah I popped in from time to time -lurking. I'm not sure how involved I want to be again, but we'll see how it goes. Thanks for checking in.
  • JuliusBorisov
    JuliusBorisov → bigdogchris
    Wow! Nice to see you hear!

    How are you doing?
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    June 14
    • Tresset
      Tresset
      Heh, he probably doesn't recognize you, Bengoshi. ;)
    • bigdogchris
      bigdogchris
      Doing well, thanks. Yeah I wouldn't recognize most if names have changed. Thank you for posting our ideas to Trello.
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