Men with cats. There's something wrong, there. (View Post)

Apathy. Tremble before the might of my indifference, puny mortals! Or don't. I really couldn't give a shit. (View Post)

I'll go fetch the banjo and moonshine jug. (View Post)

Shut up, drunk @Achterklad. You're not making any bloody sense. (View Post)

I prefer drinking Cruisers and other sugary premixes, because I'm just that fabulous. Call me backward, but I really can't tell one brand of beer from the other. I'm still trying to figure out whethe… (View Post)