Sometimes you write a line you know you should just cut because it's never going to get past the higher-ups. And sometimes you don't cut that line, just to make sure the higher-ups are on their toes.… (View Post)

Someone needs a puppy... But for the puppy's sake, don't let them play with it without a chaperone present. (View Post)

Shut UUUUUP... (View Post)

Well NOW I'm going to... (View Post)

Carefully, if they don't want to poke an eye out. (View Post)