If only they had trained the penguins, things could have been so, so different... (View Post)

Yes. Fortunately, I was inside at the time. Unfortunately, it was covered with acid. Not a great Christmas, that one. (View Post)

1. Many, but I probably won't, because I fear the answers. 2. Only one way to find out. 3. We've got a coin called the loonie. The LOONIE. How can I not love that? (View Post)

Stupid <>s... (View Post)

Screw it. I'm gonna write Baldur's Gate VII: Sarevok Boogaloo, and there's nothing anyone can do to stop me. Nobody puts CHARNAME in the corner. (View Post)