Colonel Mustard, with a candlestick, in the library, last night, for revenge, again, with the candlestick. Pay attention. (View Post)

Roleplayers are iconoclasts. They're rulebreakers. They don't bow down to The Man, man! THEY MARCH TO THE BEAT OF A DIFFERENT DRUM MACHINE! YOU CAN'T KEEP THEM DOWN WITH YOUR "GUIDELINES" A… (View Post)

As happy as a camel gets, which isn't much, the miserable beasts. If you ever want to cure a good mood, go out drinking with a camel. That'll fix that right up. (View Post)

If you have to ask, you'll never know. Sorry. (View Post)

Unfortunately, my NDA prohibits me from revealing the meaning of life. But stay tuned to the News section of the forum for a special announcement coming soon! As for achieving Thundersoul-level aweso… (View Post)