They may not NEED us to know, but my cats, at least, go out of their way to make it really damn clear on pretty much an hourly basis. (View Post)

Because some people wear a watch on their wrist, but very few wear a toilet on their crotch. My eccentric Aunt Bernard being one obvious exception. (View Post)

I THINK IT DOES. So here's why I'M furious: avocadoes. First, I'm not 100% sure how to spell the word, especially in when referring to multiples. Second, they're ridiculously expensive round here. $2… (View Post)

Really? I heard she's a gelatinous human in cube form. (View Post)

I prefer to think of myself as the guy from DONE TO DEATH (art by SAGA's Fiona Staples) and PARTING WAYS (with Scott Mooney and Nick Craine). I also prefer not to think of Cowboys & Aliens at all… (View Post)