Because I wrote half the thread, and I've got a blue background for the moment. That may be rescinded shortly to prevent me from further embarrassing my fellow Blue Background Folk. (View Post)

I stopped checking my weight on a scale years ago because I've got more than enough reasons to feel terrible about myself as it is, but judging by belt notches and clothing tightness, the answer righ… (View Post)

How much longer than an average November is this long November you're talking about? Either way, my family's wanderlust skipped a generation with me. My parents are world travelers -- they've taught … (View Post)

If I can be serious for a moment, it would be way out of character for me. But I'm going to try for a minute anyway, because I'm not comfortable with receiving credit for work I didn't do. So, for th… (View Post)

I hate to break it to you, but burritos aren't real. It sounds like applause, but half as loud. Because the buns are too big. You cut the extra hot dogs up into smaller chunks and add them to the end… (View Post)