I don't know where I lied about my birthday, but it's actually in June. The November thing is getting embarrassing because somehow people started caring enough to find it and wish me a happy birthday… (View Post)

That was someone else's cake (I think it was a "Welcome to Beamdog, Ben" thing, but I could be wrong). I got railroaded into cutting it and wanted to make sure that never happened again, bu… (View Post)

There were plenty of ideas that didn't make the cut, but I must admit the vast majority of them fell not because they were too awesome but because they weren't awesome enough. There was one thing I w… (View Post)

Hmmm... The obvious answer would be Nat Jones. He's certainly got the look down: http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_small/0/9241/230075-19238-nat-jones.JPG But he's really a big ol' softie. Ma… (View Post)

ORC HORDES, EPISODE VII: BORT v. BOAR, DAWN OF JUSTICE & A BOSS HAT FOR HUZZAH! Also, the serving wench wasn't that obvious. If that isn't the case... Oh, ****. I could've had *so* much more fun … (View Post)