That's hysterical (and, in my opinion, long overdue). The only thing that even comes close to offending me is that my name is spelled wrong in the url and some guy named Fowley is going to get all my… (View Post)

NO. NO MORE BAELOTH DIALOGUE. All the alliteration... You don't know, you couldn't possibly understand... I've got a wife. I've got a dog and two cats. WE CAN'T GO THROUGH THAT AGAIN. (And that's com… (View Post)

Shut UUUUP... (View Post)

No joke: one of the reasons I started pursuing writing as a career was that, after several years running a number of campaigns, I was tired of the players %*#&ing up my stories. I suspect I'm not… (View Post)

Roleplaying Games are an imaginative exercise. It's precisely because they aren't real that a rational persona can enjoy them. Let's face it, if Baldur's Gate functioned like the real world, even the… (View Post)