Nobody HAS to wear clothes. Just ask my postman. (View Post)

I hope you have a happy birthday and rejoice in the fact that you've managed to survive, scratching some sort of existence out of another year as you stave off the inevitability that is your own demi… (View Post)

All Bhaalspawn have the word "Bhaalspawn" written across their forehead in invisible ink that can only be seen under a UV light. That's why they get to go to all the cool parties. (View Post)

Oh, man, you are SO SUED... (View Post)

When it comes to me and grapefruit, there's not enough sugar in the world to make it tolerable. (View Post)