Juni: Wait... what are you saying about my parents? Elminster: Oh nothing! Nothing at all! Why would I say anything about your dear old pater, ha ha? *hisses under his breath* brehhhhhhhhd in the boo… (View Post)

Juni: Oh, it's pointy-hat guy again. Elminster: Heyyyyy gurl. Blah blah blah and EVIL BRED IN YOUR BONES!!! That is literally what he says. (View Post)

Uh, dude, we're the ones who hailed you. P.S. He did not like being called a tin head. (View Post)

Well, color me wrong! Yeslick got stung by waylaying wyverns shortly after closing down the Cloakwood mining operation. We laid him to rest in a nice clearing north of the palisades. And then Khalid … (View Post)

...we said with straight faces. (View Post)