A co-worker and I use to quote BG all the time back and forth at work. "So hard to find decent folk nowadays." "My hotel's as clean as elven arse!" Our favorite however was, "… (View Post)

@smeagolheart "Either find an inn... OR REST OUTSIDE B****!" :P Oh that just made my night. I'll have to try that one with some friends. They already think I'm weird anyway. (View Post)

When walking through the mall with your friends, you try to set up them in specific marching patterns. (I don't get invited out to mall dates much anymore.) (View Post)