10) Your daughter was taken by sex traffickers. Wait... has that been done? (View Post)

Can Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it? What is the sound of one hand clapping? Why do hot dogs come in packs of 10, but buns come in packs of 8? If a man says somethin… (View Post)

Skie. Probably relax and get pampered at a day spa or something. (View Post)

You went full HD. Never go full HD. (View Post)

Definitely horny. (View Post)