I hear childbirth is really painful. I'm glad I'm a dude. (View Post)

I thought transvestites were just people who liked to wear vests inside out. (View Post)

@alnair I'm not really a veggie kind of guy anyway. I'll eat enough to continue to survive, but that's it. (View Post)

The voice for Montaron is Sarah Connor's psychiatrist from the Terminator movies. You can picture that in your head when you're making sweet sweet love. (View Post)

I wonder if when Quayle has sex with somebody, he'll scream, "OH DEAR!" when he climaxes. (View Post)