He lusted after her but she was blonde to his advances. (View Post)

Did you hear the one about the beached blonde? Apparently in some countries the story is considered hairetical. (View Post)

You mean you'd rather a sail our sensibilities with all of this? I sea you can't fathom the depths of all this depravity. Your friends must have a beach of a time trying to have any real discussion w… (View Post)

I think we should rather cokes some intelligent dialogue in this thread. (View Post)

Personally, I've never been able to gopher soft blinks much. (View Post)