I ran into an old friend recently. I said to him, "Orange you the one who was going out with that hot blonde back then? I seem to recall the two of you were quite the pear." "Yes,"… (View Post)

This one was done by the Rinse of Puns, Archie Campbell: "The Story of Rindercella Once apon a time, in a coreign fountry, there lived a very geautiful birl; her name was Rindercella. Now, Rinde… (View Post)

I had a really great day yesterday. A bunch of us went dolphin at a really nice course near here. One of them owned a yacht so afterwards we went sailfin. Later on we all went to a bar and drank seve… (View Post)

What's the porpoise of all this anyway? (View Post)

I trout he'll have much luck if he's picky though. For some women it's all about the bass. He should be sure to have a good tuna playing if she gets in, that really helps to get them in the mood. Eve… (View Post)