Craziness at a party I went to last night. Bob shove Al and then there was a fright. (View Post)

The workers complained bitterly when their boss told them he had to make a hole a day. They felt better when they learned they'd be spade for it though. (View Post)

Holy sheet that was messy. It only ghosts to show you that you can't spirit into the wind without consequences. (View Post)

They were the best of spuds but that radishing beauty managed to get between them. Meanwhile, divine god into the beet the tuber was belting out and started singing "Tomato not Tomato". (View Post)

I axed him nicely but he still wouldn't let go of that damn jewel. I was a maced by his stubbornness. I kept thinking "This guy shuriken fight." I wand up having to use magic to defeat him. (View Post)