That's only because no-one else wants to dilute their pure gnomish blood. (View Post)

With near immortality, one could imagine elves of either sex seeking out new experiences every couple centuries or so. (View Post)

I always figured they were targeted at New Age forums, but all our talk about magic and spells twigged their search engines. (View Post)

@FinneousPJ The first song I thought of when I saw the title was: Where have all the spambots gone, long time passing? Where have all the spambots gone, long time ago? Where have all the spambots gon… (View Post)

Yes, that scene where Ben Franklin turned out to be an alien was really quite jarring. (View Post)