167. The party members on watch wake everyone up and hold off the enemy until the rest of the party gathers their weapons and gets out of their tents. (View Post)

There was a young lady from Amn Who cheated with nary a qualm She sowed her wild oats 'Til her beaus compared notes Now her lover's a carved "magic charm" If you're travelling down the lion… (View Post)

Is that what the kids are calling it these days? (View Post)

Six feet under, Xzar felt his best In his casket, his bloomers and vest Then he rose from the grave To berate some poor knave Well, he's glad he got that off his chest The gibberlings all do agree (View Post)

There are rules for cover in D&D. I still say it'll be german shepherds with laser eyes. Beamdogs! (View Post)