Right path it is then. The reason no one can see the majority of the 50 billion comments is that several parts of this thread have reached a density of prose so great, they've collapsed in on themsel… (View Post)

My fig tree started producing. Also, in Florida, there's a chainsaw wielding nun. That one makes me happy both for the content of the story and the fact that I got to use the phrase "chainsaw wi… (View Post)

So if I asked the other thread if the left path leads to the treasure, what would it say? (View Post)

At which point, my son and I yell at the screen: "A gun is not a melee weapon!" (View Post)

...while flicking a little ball of guano toward your enemies. (View Post)