Studded leather armor. It doesn't exist. It never existed. And if it did exist it wouldn't provide any benefit over leather. Hollywood and TSR invented it because it looks cool. (View Post)

An ogre did study the fine arts And his sum was quite more than his parts For his musical form Took the city by storm In his "Sonata for Viol and Farts" A fair mage had been captured by gno… (View Post)

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I loved the mother in Gremlins. (View Post)

Sarevok was vicious and cruel To trust him one'd be quite the fool A godhood he claimed So he murdered and maimed And worst, the cad cheated at pool A diamond I did find in a tree (View Post)