This deserves honorable mention here: Dork Tower (View Post)

Evil Overlord list item #42: When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also get his dog, monkey, ferret, or whatever sickeningly cute little animal capable of untying ropes and filching keys happen… (View Post)

I roll 10 sets of stats outside the game and pick one to play. No adjustments after the roll. If I didn't get high enough stats for a paladin, then I don't play a paladin. (View Post)

See, he's an expert! (View Post)

Hoar-se? Neigh! We're all rearing to go. We just need the proper fodder for our yokes. (View Post)