"...Und any plan vere you lose you hat iz?" "A bad plan?" "Right again!" -- Phil and Kaja Folio, Girl Genius (View Post)

"Never get involved in a land war in Asia" "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line" - William Goldman The Princess Bride (View Post)

From the former Soviet Republic of Abkhazia, all hail Lennon and Marx: (View Post)

... Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head. - Howard Tayler: Maxim 12 (View Post)

Lies! All liessssssss... (eep!) (View Post)