A: Because that would make sense. Q: Why doesn't Gorion hand over his Chaotic Evil ward and save Imoen instead? A: Turnips (View Post)

A: Elminster Q: What tricky substance is typically kept under Elminster's hat? A: The Turmish Play (View Post)

A: Eyestalk Q: What ill-advised Apple product would make Valygar more portable? A: Ice storm Q: What spell ought to work on the fire elementals in the mage laboratory of Watchers Keep, but doesn't? A… (View Post)

Could be better, but some lovely quotes here. (View Post)

Whoops, wrong page... Edit: A: "My dear, even naked, you aren't entirely "weaponless" ... Q: What apparently witty retort is actually a coded request for a slap in the mouth? A: Cyric (View Post)