Mwahahaha. (View Post)

Fireball should destroy the web. Fireball should also cause the stinking cloud to explode in A FIERY WORLD ENDING CATACLYSM! FIREBALL FIXES EVERYTHING! FIREBALLS FOR ALL!! I would fill all my spell b… (View Post)

Hahahah! Gnomes are inherently lovable. Even dead ones, or maybe even especially dead ones. . . (View Post)

Oh my god. I see you've met the other regulars. Usually we keep them locked away from the new people, they're a dangerous and disturbed lot. . . ;) Welcome to the BG forums. :) I hope you have a plea… (View Post)

Oh wouldn't you like to know. It shall be unveiled soon. It's a horror beyond comprehension. It's the Eggnarok made manifest. (View Post)