Curse you for being able to read! :P I just want to raise the general IQ of the country a little... which is a little tricky when your neighbor is fixing his car using duct tape and these... Apparent… (View Post)

BAHAHA! Oh that made me laugh out loud! It can be... challenging! You get out of it what you put into it however, we have taught our toddler a great many things and he's generally pretty bloody good.… (View Post)

Jan Jansen at your service!! :D (View Post)

Oh good god no. :P Clowns are horrible creatures. That look merry to you?! HELL NAWH. (View Post)

Australia has the lamest list of things I'm allowed to keep for a pet. Everything here want's to eat you, poison you, chase you, sting you, or just kill you because it hates you. Nature here is quite… (View Post)