so... uh... I attempted to give myself an eyepatch but I am horrible at proportions and just art in general and really I would have just ruined the artwork. might I be able to commision an eyepatch f… (View Post)

ummm... I can explain the taste. you see... I attacked a farm so I could eat the cows... you know... like us wyverns do. however, you would be surprised how big my stomach is for a small body... so I… (View Post)

that'll be just fine! *into radio* command, he is not going to eat anymore ferrets. however, he is in league with the enemy! do i take the shot? oh yeah... and he wants 2 of each box by the way. if I… (View Post)

oh, sorry! i was just talking to the voice in my head! cows are great and all, but I assure you that our :cookie:s are also very nutritional! a good mix of cattle and our :cookie:s can go a long way … (View Post)

@GreenWyvern aye! we've got all kinds of flavors! *turns around and whispers into radio* "Guys... what flavors do we have? And don't tell me griffin raisin surprise either..." ferrets, eh? … (View Post)