I'm fairly certain i'd lose a fight with a squirrel. Which is why you don't see me picking up fights with the bloody bastards. Oh, sure, no Humanslaying would happen, I'm tough. And also human-sized,… (View Post)

@Shikao That's the one! To clarify in case anyone's reading back (yea it's a bit late but anyway =D ) : 1Mad Arcand mentions in his first dialogue "The greenest of skies and the whitest of seas&… (View Post)

Under a green sky I live, on a sea not of blue I may be mad and stinking, yet what i say is true (Wertle oh wertle wertle, wertle oh wertle woo) (View Post)

Schlumpsha, King of the Sewers? (View Post)

The sight of 15 magic missiles converging on a target. Preferably while in the sword coast instead of down south. (View Post)