Gives me something to hang on to! (View Post)

BG3 should start with Saemon Haverian stealing all your divine power and selling it to the highest bidder. (View Post)

I always thought it was a bit odd that even if you were a cleric the god you worshipped never so much as stopped in for a chat in Throne of Bhaal. Well, unless you worship Cyric I suppose :p (View Post)

Lilarcor, obviously! Runners up include the Sword of Flame and Silver Sword for being extraplanar and weird. Misc. category goes to the Golden Pantaloons, the description is brilliant. (View Post)

also in the party is Xzar the insane necromancer and a man who talks to his hamster. By the way, I think I'm the son of a dead god. Want to join up, Dorn? (View Post)