It's like this banana hammock but for gnomes. (View Post)

"There’s a dwarfish saying: ‘All trees are felled at ground-level’ - although this is said to be an excessively bowdlerized translation for a saw which more literally means, ‘When his hands are … (View Post)

"Heya, it's me, Imoen" just got even more scary. By the time you hear it, you'll be done for. (View Post)

This would indeed be a blessing. Inventory management, feck! "Sorry, CHARNAME, though Minsc be ever so strong and Boo ever so crafty, we can't put that suit of armour in our pack, uhm becau… (View Post)

Will do. Already did. One last point, though: the Assassin, the Berserker, the Wizard Slayer, the Necromancer are tropes of fantasy. The bloke at the bar who'll knock yer teeth out fer two bits … (View Post)