Rule 34 of the internet. Use Google Image at your own risk. (View Post)

This is landmine territory. Dragon, beholders, etc. will go "oi, that's speciesism, that is!" So you amend your statement to include all living creatures, and before you know it, you've got… (View Post)

Alestorm. Because heavy metal pirates don't obey rules, that's why. (View Post)

I expect several people will click on this thread expecting an announcement that you are expecting - a baby, that is. (View Post)

They'd make interesting Skalds, wouldn't they? (And a half-orc Meistersinger would make for a quirky character) (View Post)