Cavaliers are far more general purpose than Inquisitors. They have tools to deal with or are straight-up immune to a large amount of annoyances. This does make them very friendly to new players, as @… (View Post)

A little late, but this made me think of Futurama: Leela: Animals eat other animals! It's nature! Free Waterfall Jr.: That's not true! We taught a lion to eat tofu. [The lion coughs.] (View Post)

Also - despite what joggers would have you believe, skintight spandex isn't that warm. If your costume is thin enough to allow all that muscle definition to be seen then you'll be freezing your nuts … (View Post)

Similarly, if your DM asks, "Are you sure you want to do that?", you are about to make a horrible mistake. (View Post)

With Xzar's current dental situation any Taffy could cause havoc. It would be bad, but I kind of want to see it. (View Post)