It tells you in your journal she's 12. She uses the elven female sprite, even though she's human. The child sprite doesn't have animations, but also in some countries it would have been illegal to gr… (View Post)

This would be the 'woman who swallowed a fly' justification. Don't know why, but I summoned a fly. Then I summoned some spiders to catch the fly, and summoned some wolves to catch the spiders, and su… (View Post)

It is just a few bad apples that give the rest of us evil folk a bad name. I mean, I do intend to build a giant laser on the moon and enslave you all, but I'm not going to kill many people to do it. … (View Post)

The comic book justification; whenever heroes from different series meet, they have to throw down at some point. It's the law. (View Post)

All I know is that on my bottom it says 'Made in Malaysia'. My mummy could be anyone working in a factory over there. I was sent away and bought as a present for some boy in the UK who tied a very sm… (View Post)