Chloe... likes pussy. The joke writes itself. I'm so very sorry. (View Post)

By that logic, Saerileth opens plot branches too, and they're all mouth breathingly stupid. I'm not saying the idea is bad if done right, but it makes me feel jaded as hell. (View Post)

Chloe would probably try to turn it into a sex toy. Or rather since it's a girdle of piercing, she'd try and prevent 'spears from getting close. She'd also probably hit on Unshey. (View Post)

(Saerileth gazes at the girdle of piercing with her beautiful jailbait eyes as purple prose floods your screen.) Thou hast returned it... but it could not protecteth mine heart from breaking *dies of… (View Post)

Where is the Cleric/Mage? I want to do even more magic, even if I have to turn to whatever god will get me off to get it! (View Post)