The sweet sensation of metal being shoved into your spine while someone whispers "The Black Network send their regards" in your ear is usually a fairly accurate indicator. (View Post)

They're probably used to all sorts of screams and weird sounds coming from Tazok's tent. And Endar Sai is a crafty rogue who can easily sneak out. Makes peeeerfect sense. (View Post)

Elephants are wise animals. The lesson they taught today: When you have the power to grab a person with your nose and smash him to a bloody pulp, do so at every opportunity. (View Post)

Think of it as going from general wageslave in an international coorporation to being catapulted to board member. Sure, you're *like* to have lunch with your work buddies like you always used to but … (View Post)

That would probably be the first Kickstarter to reach a billion trillion dollars. Also, nerd life expectancy would drop dramaticly as limbs fly everywhere the day after release. (View Post)