Agreed. I've started more D&D games at level 5 than at level 1. You're finally starting to become competent. Wizards get fireball, fighters can take a hit, spellcasters in general are no longer u… (View Post)

Well to be complete, he said "He should savor his next birthday cake." "Is not long for this world." "Will draw his last breath, ever, before the end of the year." Of co… (View Post)

"Koveras? Wait a second, that's Sarevok in reverse! Hey Tehtoril, Ulraunt, shackle this man to the ground and read all these letters I have! We can solve this whole thing right here, right now.&… (View Post)

Option E: Bacon is disgusting. People's obsession with it even more so. All hail Steak! (View Post)

Saw The Curse of the Golden Flower the other day, in which evil definitely wins, though not without losses. [Spoiler]The Emperor of China is married and has three sons. He is also slowly poisoning hi… (View Post)