@Buttercheese That was totally fucking awesome. (View Post)

Last thursday, at 1.15am my girlfriend told me to stop playing Dungeons, stop being such an addict and go to bed. Last saturday, at 5.30pm she was playing Settlers, still in her pyjama's with dried u… (View Post)

Some time ago, there was this kid, who said "Hey man, how about that Knicks game? You guys into sports?" We threw rocks at him and called him names. This is our land. (View Post)

Wasn't Swaziland also the country where a rapist escaped the police because he turned into a babboon and ran away? /google No wait, that was Zimbabwe. http://www.zimdiaspora.com/index.php?option=com_… (View Post)

Or, you just got bitten by a wolf when you were young and the curse finally took effect. The Child of Murder transformed a deadly killing machine. Sounds about right. (View Post)