Aye Tis a mystery indeed. I thought all elves were pansy tree huggers... I wudve thought that Druid would be their most suitable profession, prancing around in the forest whilst we dwarves cut it dow… (View Post)

'Midget party?' MIDGETS??! You insult me groundling! You dare to talk about dwarves in the same breath as Gnomes and Halflings?! I'll have u know that I am at least as wide as I am tall, and I weigh … (View Post)

Aye, that goes without sayin, the baldness of human/elf women-folk's faces always creeped me out... Although... Mazzy's sure is a cute for a woman without an adequate beard. (View Post)

Aye where's ma Dwarf women-folk??!! I was always forced to endure the company of pansy elves or weakling human women if I am to have any women folk at all in my party! Tis not right! (View Post)

Unlike weak and unreliable groundlings, we honourable dwarves never break an oath once made, AND we have the constitution to see it through to the end! (View Post)