*paces* I can't draw in any notable allies. Pea slimes, many pea minions, even pug spy peas, but no one of NOTE! Fine! If they won't join me, then I'll need to grow stronger... Better... But curses! … (View Post)

I heard somewhere on the forums that you should avoid two-handed weapons in IWD. I want to know if they were lying dirty rats, or if they're right. And if so, why? (View Post)

I know you're not one for alliances, @Kamigoroshi but look! Even some of your kind are MADE from peas! Split peas to be exact. Join the pea army as a merc. Good pay, and some of your oozy brethren al… (View Post)

Oh. And did I mention that CATBUG (one of the cutest internet creations in recent years) likes peas? Proof: (View Post)

*chuckles evilly in his lair* They think the pugs are on the side of bananas? Hah! That's what I'll let them think. My pea pug forces will slowly weave their way into the hearts of the enemy then tea… (View Post)