While I admit they may be restricted on armour types due to their shape, they do indeed gain shorty saving throws, and they even gain excellent bonuses to their dexterity due to their low fat content… (View Post)

@Ravenslight said: I’m afraid you will need weapons more powerful than pugs if you are to build your army. You have your work cut out for you. Hmm… Perhaps you could go one better. Baby Pugs! Pah! I … (View Post)

Play it off. Ask if she would like some spit-cooked chicken. She must be hungry after searching for her cat. Once she's fed, take her back to town. Or to the first (completely not creepy) adult you m… (View Post)

Narrator: "As you wander the countryside, you notice a disturbing increase in the number of peas you meet. Most seem to be in some state of armament. The majority wear helmets at the very least.… (View Post)

*Paces in his lair, muttering to himself* Hmph. You people, fighting your silly wars with your silly fruits and vegetables. There is one who lurks in the shadows, orchestrating this great slaughter y… (View Post)