@Nimran And peas offer our humblest request for peace to the... Ahem... Domonion... *is pained to vocally utter that "word" but cares too much about peace to let it show* (View Post)

What if @Anduin isn't actually a gnomish necromancer supreme, but is in fact being controlled by a species of cordyceps (zombifying mushrooms that can take over a host's body) that pose as cauliflowe… (View Post)

@Nimran *appears in a cloud of smoke, a large cloak covering all distinguishing features* Forgive me, dear friend. You've been neglected, have you not? I apologize profusely. I must also extend a han… (View Post)

*paces, muttering angrily* Damnable old coot! Why can't he keep his pointy pipe OUT of it?! It's none of his business, so why can't he keep his mouth SHUT! Out of character: This is what happens when… (View Post)

@Shandyr Blasphemy and slander. The kiwis know where they stand. In perfect harmony with peas. No false illusions from a black broccomancer such as yourself will fool me. (View Post)