*paces* I can't draw in any notable allies. Pea slimes, many pea minions, even pug spy peas, but no one of NOTE! Fine! If they won't join me, then I'll need to grow stronger... Better... But curses! … (View Post)

Doesn't mean it's not wrong. Edwin could be a maverick. He could see the absence of hair as weakness among his fellows and grow a full head of luxurious power mad hair to flaunt his superiority. Lord… (View Post)

@the_spyder Don't we all?! Hahahaha (I'm sorry. Sexist and/or offensive as that joke may have been, I couldn't resist.) (View Post)

I know you're not one for alliances, @Kamigoroshi but look! Even some of your kind are MADE from peas! Split peas to be exact. Join the pea army as a merc. Good pay, and some of your oozy brethren al… (View Post)

Oh. And did I mention that CATBUG (one of the cutest internet creations in recent years) likes peas? Proof: (View Post)