Feh. And now they try to turn this back upon me. Filthy unwashed vegetable lords and their ignorant peasant minions who blindly follow no matter the drivel their masters spew! Even that damnable old … (View Post)

@Nimran And peas offer our humblest request for peace to the... Ahem... Domonion... *is pained to vocally utter that "word" but cares too much about peace to let it show* (View Post)

Bah, I'd wanted to keep this charade going longer, but so be it! Yes! It was I, Lord of the peas, that planted the false evidence among you two. But you two have been a thorn in the side of this fair… (View Post)

@Nimran *appears in a cloud of smoke, a large cloak covering all distinguishing features* Forgive me, dear friend. You've been neglected, have you not? I apologize profusely. I must also extend a han… (View Post)

*paces, muttering angrily* Damnable old coot! Why can't he keep his pointy pipe OUT of it?! It's none of his business, so why can't he keep his mouth SHUT! Out of character: This is what happens when… (View Post)